Issam 🐧
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Issam 🐧
@Issaminuu
simplicity enjoyer

Voyager 1 runs on 69KB of memory and is currently in interstellar space. …and two LinkedIn tabs use 2.4GB. What have we done. 💀


Microsoft's hidden Windows 11 trick makes apps launch 70% faster. I tested it on a low-end PC, and early results are promising. Right now, when you click Start, open File Explorer, launch Edge, or right-click for a context menu, and there’s often that tiny micro-stutter before anything happens. Microsoft is now testing a feature called Low Latency Profile. Once turned on, and you do a high-priority action, Windows 11 briefly pushes the CPU to max frequency for 1–3 seconds, finishes the task faster, then drops back down. In my testing on a constrained VM with just 2 cores and 4GB RAM, the difference was obvious. Edge, Outlook, Copilot, and the Start menu opened much faster. CPU usage spiked to around 96–97%, but only for a few seconds. For high-end PCs, the difference may be small. But for budget laptops and low-end Windows 11 machines, this could be a real game-changer.

Make your bets, folks: will there be a more idiotic article this year or is this the top? If your compiler breaks, you report it to the development team and they fix it once and for all. If jipity wipes your production database, you cry on twitter among a hoard of imbeciles doomed to replicate each other's mistakes in a perpetual cycle. Compilers are maintained by competent people. Your vibe-coded garbage is maintained by you and a GigaClippy compounding bad choices over time.

Some Enemies will deploy "Touhou Bullshit" attacks to deal with the deadly mosquito that is the player
















