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@meamswahili Huyu si ndo alisema atamleta Anodi Shoziniga Arusha?? 😅😅

🚨𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 Waziri wa Habari, Utamaduni, Sanaa Michezo Mh. Paul Makonda amesema mabondia Floyd MayWeather Jr na Mike Tyson wataletwa Tanzania ikiwa ni sehemu ya juhudi za kuendeleza mchezo wa masumbwi na mabondia wetu nchini. #MeaMswahiliUPDATES

@ze_mandevu Vitenge toka Kigoma..😅

Haya machungwa kutoka Tanga, huu mchele kutoka Mbeya. Ongezea utapeli mwingine unaoujua wewe.😂

@018Salama Naona unanitafutia lawama 😅😅 bro..

Ni taarifa ipi unadhani itafanya Watanzania kushangilia hivi?

@Alex_komba00 841KJ ni Camp yangu, Danger Company. 2015

Wananguu tuliopita JKT either mujibu au kijitolea siku ya introduction to kozi huwaga ni ya moto sana hii siku sitokuja kuisahau ilikua pale 841KJ Mafinga iringa 🔥😂🙌

@SaidiJumaa10 @hamadimbeyale Sawa Mungu🙏😅

@IsseBrian @hamadimbeyale Kenge ww

Mwenyekiti mstaafu wa Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (Chadema Freeman Mbowe amemwombea msamaha aliyekuwa Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Hai, Lengai Ole Sabaya, akiwataka wananchi wa Hai kumsamehe huku akisisitiza kuwa hakuna binadamu asive na dhambi.

@SaidiJumaa10 @hamadimbeyale Shoga la Yerricko..😅

@IsseBrian @hamadimbeyale Kamdalali mama yako mzazi

@__T_touch @khanyisa_bvuma Stop Racism..😬

Good morning South Africans ❤️🇿🇦❤️🇿🇦❤️🇿🇦

@DenyTheDr Fanta

Kuna soda haipo apo, malegend tu ndio watajua😅

@zoomafrika1 Piece of shit

Describe Motsepe in one Word

@SwahiliRealTalk Mnampa hype ya bure tu, hy dogo ni mchezaji wa kawaida sana. First touch yake ni mbovu sana

HUYU NI BONGE LA STRIKER, PRESSURE YA TIMU NDIO SHIDA. Wabongo sijui shida zetu ni ushamba au kutokuujua mpira wakati mwingine. Huyu dogo ana kipaji kikubwa sana, ni ujinga kumhukumu kwa mechi chache anazopata na ukizingatia umri wake na muda aliosajiliwa. Tukumbuke kwamba👇

@TheFlatEartherr @grok is the photo real?

@DCI_Kenya Young & dangerous..

ARREST OF CRIMINAL GANG MEMBERS A team of officers drawn from DCI Msambweni, along with officers from Diani Police Station, has arrested three notorious members of a gang that has been terrorising members of the public in Tiwi, Mwachema, Mwakamba, and along the beachlines of Matuga and Msambweni. Acting on crucial intelligence leads, the officers launched a meticulous operation that led them straight to the hideout of the criminals in Tiwi, arresting the trio Swaleh Idd, Ismael Sefu, and Omar Rama, bringing their reign of terror to an end. The three are now in custody at Diani Police Station, where they are undergoing processing in preparation for their arraignment. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@Roma_Mkatoliki Kaka hiyo ya kulala makwaya bila kosa sitoisahau kwenye maisha yangu, mimi ni sonara kuna mtu alinitapeli akanifanyia vurugu kwenye ofisi yangu, nilivyoenda kuripoti polisi nilikamatwa nikawekwa lockup siku 3 na ili nitoke nilitoa laki 3. Niliumia sana kaka. Dah!!

Kuna watu hawajawahi hata kuumwa wakaenda hospital na kushuhudia huduma na miundo mbinu ilivyo mibovu!! Kuna watu hawajawahi kutana na case wakalala mahabusu kwa kuonewa na kunyimwa dhamana na kuteswa juu!! Kuna watu hawajawahi miliki biashara yoyote wakakutana na miyeyusho ya kodi!! Watu hawa hawawezi kuona mapungufu ya hii gavoo……untill yawakute!! Experience is the best teacher

@MaverickAds @IAMartin_ @RahmaMwita Kama na yeye aligombea ubunge, hajui alipata kura ngapi kwenye jimbo lake?? Ni ajabu sana🤔🤔

@IsseBrian @IAMartin_ @RahmaMwita Hawezi kujibu

Martin, hoja zako za kiduanzi sana. Kwanza, ACT haijasema hakukuwa na hesabu kabisa ya kura zote. Kilichosemwa ni kwamba katika vituo vingi kulikuwa na ukiukwaji mkubwa sana wa taratibu, Wakurugenzi waliingilia majukumu ya wasimamizi wa vituo, Kuzuia mawakala wa upinzani n.k

@IAMartin_ @RahmaMwita Akikujibu nistue bro...🤣

Kabla hatujaenda mbali katika hoja ya uhalali na ubatili wa uchaguzi. (Rahma) ulikuwa mgombea ubunge kupitia hicho chama chenu cha ACT katika jimbo la Kinondoni. Ulipewa kura ngapi na INEC katika majumuisho? Walipiga kura watu wangapi kati ya wapiga kura wangapi walioandikishwa katika daftari la kudumu la wapiga kura? Vituo vingapi jimbo la Kinondoni vilifanikiwa kupiga kura siku hiyo ya uchaguzi Oktoba 29? Kura milioni 2.2 mlizipata katika mikoa gani na majimbo gani ya uchaguzi?

@PlanetFutbal Aibu zingine ni za kujitakia, hy dogo Speed mpaka akushobokee yeye ndo utapata nafasi, ila ukishoboka wewe imekula kwako..

Rais wa Klabu ya Yanga alionekana akikamkaribisha Tanzania STREAMER maarufu duniani ambaye yupo nchini Morocco, IshowSpeed na jibu alilopewa ni kwamba hivi karibuni atafika nchini Tanzania.

@sammie_boi20 Do poultry, thank me later.

What can I build on my land??

@HEBobiwine Be strong Mr. President, God be with you.

Video message recorded from a safe place, to the people of Uganda and the world about the goings on in our country! #FreeUgandaNow