Uncle Dave

As a white-collar worker, I'm expected, to utilize AI. It's clear the end goal is for them to do more with less. If there is a profit center attached to your role, you may have a little more time. But your agentic coworker isn't going anywhere. Become a prompter extraordinaire.

Please, put your phone down! @joinnoblemobile

@AndrewYang @joinnoblemobile 😂

@singindodo1 @MottaQuino70415

@MottaQuino70415 @ItIsUncleDave beans ?

¿ Que agregarías a esta comida para que quedara perfecta ? 🤔

Hi there, it's you from the future, and you've purchased Great Value Classic Roast Decaf Ground Coffee in bulk. Why? Because you like it. Aaaand, it's a "great value". Call or Text 988 Help is available

@elonmusk Or, mayyyyybe they just aren't there.

Where are the aliens? This is one of the most fundamental questions.

@ItIsUncleDave This picture reminds me of something 🤷‍♂️😜

That's All Folks. I'll wait. phys.org/news/2026-05-a…

@elonmusk Greasing the wheels I see.

@singindodo1 @thejohnkerr @TheSpookyOne1 @PaperCloud1 @Syrupie @KathleenWa299 @EstellePiper @oldnurse55 @JohnKen41177976 @CarolPMurphy @tdennisonmahood @TomShawEnter What you shared was a cookie

@ItIsUncleDave @thejohnkerr @TheSpookyOne1 @PaperCloud1 @Syrupie @KathleenWa299 @EstellePiper @oldnurse55 @JohnKen41177976 @CarolPMurphy @tdennisonmahood @TomShawEnter That’s a scone 😂

@thejohnkerr @thejohnkerr @TheSpookyOne1 @PaperCloud1 @Syrupie @KathleenWa299 @ItIsUncleDave @EstellePiper @oldnurse55 @JohnKen41177976 @CarolPMurphy @tdennisonmahood

@singindodo1 @thejohnkerr @TheSpookyOne1 @PaperCloud1 @Syrupie @KathleenWa299 @EstellePiper @oldnurse55 @JohnKen41177976 @CarolPMurphy @tdennisonmahood @TomShawEnter Actual biscuit

@singindodo1 @thejohnkerr @TheSpookyOne1 @PaperCloud1 @Syrupie @KathleenWa299 @EstellePiper @oldnurse55 @JohnKen41177976 @CarolPMurphy @tdennisonmahood @EstellePiper @TomShawEnter risked it, and tasted it.

@JoeTegtmeyer @cybertruck Only the most discerning eye can tell the difference.

Hard to say for sure, but production of the $59K AWD @Cybertruck may be just getting started here on this early and soggy morning at Giga Texas … this version is much harder to visually distinguish from the premium AWD versions, so I’ll come back on Wednesday and we’ll see if this is in fact happening. I hope so as there are many new Cybertruck owners eager to get their truck! Cybercab production is also proceeding slowly as @Tesla told us it would be early on, but there are still dozens of new Cybercabs in the outbound lot today. I hope we start seeing more of these soon & perhaps introduction into the @robotaxi fleet soon. I (along with many others) want to give them a try!

@PhysInHistory Unicron does

In your opinion, does the universe have a purpose ? ✍️

@AJamesMcCarthy Let us know if you see any astrophage.

There is currently a ~Jupiter-sized mass of plasma floating 100k miles over the sun. I captured this photo just a couple minutes ago using a modified telescope from my backyard.

I really love the design of the @cybertruck

The Spirit in the sky has gone to the spirit in the sky.

@lucyshow11 I know someone who owns this still

It’s 1985 and you’re making one of the biggest decisions of the year!😄 Which lunchbox do you want? 🤣

@elonmusk Your point?

Ancient cultures were extremely violent, not “peace-loving ecologists” at all!

Kamikaze drones. It was right there Japan. Lost opportunity. tomshardware.com/tech-industry/…