Juan Acosta

dont worry boys, our menu has pics

Who’s coming to PAUC?

@mclarenpitwall George Russell did that

whenever the commentators start their little monologue about the race leader on the last lap with like 3 corners to go i always wonder what would happened if the driver just crashes before crossing the finish line😭

mind if a white boy speaks a little italian?

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

Chili’s waiter: any more chips and salsa? Me: So looking at it bro we gotta go ahead and get at least 10000

@BenStiller Give me a spoiler

Thanks to everyone who has watched this season, hope you enjoy our season finale. #severance

@poetsdept63 I was saying. Teams should have people reporting from the other side of town

no way mercedes had someone waiting on the beach to report the rain to them earlier😭😭😭😭MFS GOT A MODERN DAY TOWN CRIER GOODBYE

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

@KwikTrip I like the pp

Not to be dramatic, but the sun setting after 7pm has changed my life.

Sometimes, when you let everyone else have it their way, you can lose your own. 💯

wake up babe carhartt x sacai is doing PHTHALO GREEN

Yo wtf my vpn ain’t working

@ToadInAHat A woodchipper

@ItoCaliente I need more. Like the pop tart bowl ceremony where they eat the mascot, but instead we put the mascot through a giant shredder and shoot their confetti all over the field.

Shred is looking for mascot ideas. I’m gonna start throwing out some.

@ToadInAHat Paper shredder

A tool shed

@Smelliott_Moore Fax

I think 26 is the worst age to turn

“Take, eat; this is My body which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of Me.” #poptartsbowl

@leftypullguy No invite?

such a wasted at the bowling alley typa thursday

brb taking ur mom to Chili’s