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@ItsCliveNewton
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Somewhere oVeR the RainBOW Katılım Mart 2022
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Hussein Mohamed, who didn't take questions from the press and was in an unusual low mood, insists he's the FKF president and that the meeting on Friday to suspend him and install Mariga as the acting president was illegal.
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Such scenes would give @Wavinya_Ndeti goosebumps
Trending Explained@TrendingEx
Trending Photos: Kano government distributes branded panties to women.
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Will this be ready to host France summit in june @grok. Look like Chinese may have to work day and night?
Dr Patrick Mariru, PhD@pmariru
This afternoon, I chaired a multi-agency meeting to review the progress at the Bomas International Convention Complex (BICC). The meeting brought together representatives from various Ministries, Departments, and Agencies (MDAs). We are working to concurrently deliver both BICC as well as the supporting infrastructure- the water and sewer, the electricity and energy needs, the roads and railway, the fiber connection, the security considerations. The BICC will connect to Raila Amollo Odinga International Stadium along Ngong Road and the wider Nairobi Metropolitan. Upon completion, the BICC will have capacity tp host 11,000 pax. It will enhance Kenya’s capacity to host major international conferences and high-level summits.
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@MwangoCapital Its seems only Lee Kinyanjui is telling the truth on this matter
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One Petroleum says the substandard cargo was procured via a Ministry of Energy emergency tender in March 2026, with specs disclosed upfront and a waiver formally granted, adding the fuel met standards previously applied in Kenya (2019–mid-2025) and across parts of Southern Africa:
— The firm states ~20% of the ~60,000MT consignment had been paid for and lifted by April 7 before policy changes, while the remaining ~80% was not delivered into the local market, with invoices withdrawn and transactions reversed for undelivered volumes.
— It further defends blending as a standard global industry practice and maintains that all actions were undertaken with full government approval and within the law.
Mwango Capital@MwangoCapital
In The Standard today: — Substandard fuel from the MT Paloma cargo (43ppm sulphur vs 10ppm limit) entered the Kenya Pipeline system, was blended with existing stock, and then released into the market, making it effectively impossible to isolate or withdraw. — Documents show One Petroleum Limited had already billed oil marketers KES 8.08B for the ~60,200MT cargo, issuing 57 invoices on March 28, before any public rejection of the shipment. — The billing covered major marketers including Vivo Energy Kenya (>KES 2.24B), TotalEnergies Marketing Kenya (>KES 1.85B), and Rubis Energy Kenya (>KES 1.21B), indicating the cargo had already been allocated across the market. — In effect, the fuel was sold and distributed before regulators intervened, with blending ensuring it was absorbed into the system rather than rejected or disposed of as the Energy CS had said
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Barcelona will allow Marcus Rashford to return to Man United 🔙
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@ItsCliveNewton @baroswahjr Wakona shughuli muhimu kuliko kila mtu haha
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Ujue atasimama hapo na matusi mingi akisema makosa sio yake.
Watu wa boda huonanga kila mahali ni express way.
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Kenya is absolutely nothing minus NFD
Global Statistics@Globalstats11
The True Size of Kenya 🇰🇪
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@WelBeast @SkySportsPL They both have More goals than your star boy saka, relax
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Bruno Fernandes and Benjamin Sesko racing each other in Manchester United training 🏃♂️
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KRA is not playing with KTDA.
KTDA buys and sells tea leaves. Not tea. Tea ni chai. Chai ni ya kukunyua. Tea leaves ni majani ya chai. Kirui are we together?
Now,
KTDA was growing very fast. They wanted the Gulf people to taste the classical definition of proper Kenyan tea.
In 2008, they opened a branch in Dubai. Branch role, to market and sell tea in the Gulf.
In this setup, KRA was eating well. Because branches are like agents. They sell and send all profits back home.
So Dubai sold tea. Profits came back to Kenya. KTDA consolidated everything. And handed KRA a biig fat cheque.
KRA was extremely happy.
In 2014, KTDA got tired of tickling KRA.
They discovered.
- If they register a separate company in Dubai
- Gulf profits won’t be taxed in Kenya
- And Dubai tax was 0% too
So no taxes nowhere.
Directors said: Perfect. Do it. Fast!
As they are doing all this, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law.
It reads:
• Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company.
The Dubai company was registered. Life was good. Money was flowing. Zero income tax.
Next year, KRA noticed their cheque suddenly got thinner.
They asked KTDA Kenya, ndugu ni nini inaendelea hapa?
KRA got the shocking news of its life from KTDA.
- We do not have a problem paying taxes. But the Dubai branch has been upgraded to a full Dubai company. And profits are no longer coming home to be taxed.
KRA could not believe it. It returned to Times Tower. And embarked a fault finding mission.
In 2021, they found out:
- Directors of KTDA Dubai were all Kenyans
- They lived and drank tea in Kenya
- They controlled every single affair of KTDA Dubai from Kenya
Wakasema baas, nini ingine tunatafuta?
They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it?
• Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan company.
KRA declared KTDA Dubai a Kenyan company
• Tax demanded 122M
KTDA ran to court with Dubai registration papers.
The judges questioned KRA why it wanted to harvest where Kenya did not plant?
KRA responded: My Lords, if your hen lays eggs in your neighbour’s land, is that egg yours or your neighbour’s?
Judges paused.
Then sided with KRA.
KTDA wakaabiwa walipe tax.
Case closed.
Lesson.
• Structure your offshore company properly.
• Or KRA will structure it for you.
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@KenyanSays During Uhuru's time. Trucks could climb any roads with no issues. I blame Ruto for making this hard...wantam
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A truck struggling to climb the Gitaru Interchange has raised concerns among many Kenyans, who believe the road was not properly designed for trucks using the Southern Bypass.
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