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@gotrice2024 Remember they chose the bear though 😂

A woman was on her daily jog as she always does, not paying attention she feels a swoosh by her, she looks and sees nothing, she keeps going. Shortly after, it happens again, this time she sees what’s going on, according to her, a huge bird mistaken her for a rodent and is trying to make a meal out of her. If I was running and a bird came at me, I don’t think it would be hard to get away, if anything run into a nearby business and let it pass. I would think if it was a big enough bird it would be aggressive but how often are people being mistaken for rodents?

@CollinRugg Throw him in gen pop, turn off the cameras and tell the guards to take a smoke break.

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@fw_andyyy Knife hits take me back 😂

Stoner innovation at its finest

@GhostShredz @EleanorP44646 Shit was way funnier than it should have been 😂

@EleanorP44646 Lmao

@B1TuckerCarlson Average CoD pregame lobby back in the day 😂

White guy starts piggin’ out after an employee called him the C word

@fightsgac Papa doing gator rolls in his grave watching dude get smacked around 😂

@HeDontMakeNoise I mean look at her, yuck.

Why are women never happy when their man is having fun without them? 🤔

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced • No Damage Numbers • No Abilities • No Health Bars Non RPG Assassin’s Creed is back: …

Nobody Jake Elliott when the eagles needed him all season. Represented by my casino losses this morning 😂

@Henrock429 @_TheEagleTimes I just need $40 😂😂

@ItsDittyGritty @_TheEagleTimes Can we make it K n A ? I need some fent to numb the pain. I'm not gonna fight you because I agree with you. Just need $40.

YES OR NO: Kevin Patullo should be fired

@Eagles I see you’re looking for an offensive coordinator, let’s schedule an interview next week.

@elonmusk @thatsKAIZEN Stop standing in front of cars then dumb fuck

@thatsKAIZEN The same ICE agent was almost killed several months ago by a guy that hit him with a car and dragged him hundreds of feet

“The agent shouldn’t have shot her” Officers are trained to treat a vehicle being driven at them as deadly force. They have seconds to respond. They don’t know the driver’s intent. They’re in real time, not hindsight. That’s why they respond with force. Otherwise this happens

@_TheEagleTimes he’d be a good OC. Has some great unique plays the fit the birds high powered offense that can realistically do whatever they want with proper scheming and play calling. I don’t think he’d be a good fit as the coach in Philly specifically. Doesnt have the broad st in him

Should Mike McDaniel be the next Eagles OC?

@MarmotRespecter @historyinmemes You ain’t shit boy 😂😂

@historyinmemes he actually modeled the square burger patties after her head shape

The original Wendy used for the Wendy's logo was in fact the founder's daughter (Dave Thomas) Wendy Thomas. (1969)

@DailyLoud How he gonna do dad in 6 years for that 😂

Father gave his son the Kimbo Slice special after the son stole his grandparents’ identity and scammed them x.com/Raindropsmedia…

@sappholives83 Bring back the asylums!

I truly hope that someday all of these delusional men who think that estrogen has magically transformed them into hot babes will experience a moment in which they realize, truly realize, how they appear to other people. 1/

@ScriptTrooper @lporiginalg I’m sure she didn’t have to enforce it anyway trooper dork.

@lporiginalg My mom never let boyfriends or girlfriends into family pics unless there was a ring in the finger.

@Slatzism Looks like a long lost Paul brother 😂

no tf they aren’t lmao

@atlanticesque And listened to the whole thing 😂

Please stand for the zillennial national anthem