Jake Twell

No more big room speed garage we need plumbers

@grimmers been wearing shorts for a week....if you put them on the sun will come!

Who’s gonna make the tik tok about discreetly doing drugs on the dance floor instead of piling 9 people in a bathroom when there’s a line? I promise you all can figure this out

This tune was out yesterday on HQ Familia:) grab it over in my bio x

i think we might have to actually start getting meaner

@JoshGreggDJ 💪💪💪

OUT NOW My Beaux dub is live. Tom's original has always stuck with me so it meant a lot to be asked to put my spin on this one. Real MTO heritage. Other remixes from Huxley + JPA out today on ORIGINS 🫡

Remember, It’s ok to play songs that people haven’t heard.

One of the best advertisements for anti-gun laws

First tune of 12 in 12 months is out in 2 days 🫶 pre save below or in my bio >>cygnusmusic.link/knr5r6r

We need a lot more “swagger” in music today. Everything is soft or too perfect.

Next year new music - one track a month for 12 months 🫶

@CanadianSatoshi @MintBlitz This!

@MintBlitz Everyone start queuing up in ranked matchmaking. Social games are fun but it’s time we get serious again

The Classic Halo Comeback is nigh. Everyone is going back to Halo MCC.

The last bowl of fruit & fibre in a box is the best

@Nigel_Farage You're god damn right 😅😂

Yet another session of PMQs where I get mentioned but can't respond. There is not much point me even being there.

In another desperate attempt to get a headline, Reform advisors give Boss a makeover. #IbizaFinalBoss

@FootballPaul82 @fesshole Came here to say this 😂😂😂

@fesshole Coitus? Fucking hell a real life Sheldon Cooper is on this hell site.

To delay orgasm during coitus I simply imagine eating someone else's bogeys. Utterly, utterly repellent. Not my bogeys obviously. Those are delicious.

@NoContextHumans Looks like a ballsack

Looks delicious 👍