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SHAMS REPORT ----- Sources are telling me that Kai Cenat (@ItsSbeve) is reportedly 1 month pregnant with a baby! Many teams in the league are thinking twice about drafting a pregnant player... Currently Kai is projected to go 10th, with a legendary player comparison of Larry Bird.

Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite

@PhilHartPGS I already filed

@ItsSbeve I want a divorce

i was supposed to deactivate but now im just here to stay i guess

I can proudly announce that an official ceasefire has been negotiated with @jackkennedytwt. allah bless the peace between our two peoples!!!

@jackkennedytwt @AezzieUwU pentagon

@ItsSbeve x @AezzieUwU ship

kennedy made another submission for a shipchart @jackkennedytwt x @hochulborea CREDITS TO @Tilden86

@jackkennedytwt x @surprisedhoe2 FULL CREDITS TO @Tilden86

@mormonmommyuwu @jackkennedytwt @ItsSbeven I lost a bet

@jackkennedytwt @ItsSbeve @ItsSbeven what the actual fuck

@mormonmommyuwu Tilden made this for you and @ItsSbeve / @ItsSbeven. /srs

Joe biden more like joe BYETHEN

thank god! biden was a deadbeat loser who never stepped up to take care of OUR child!!! we should all be extending our thanks to true italian-american patriot, @big_d_daddy3 for not being a step-father to my child, but the father who stepped up. @PGSimBackup

Khamenei was acting like a full NPC and started AYATOLLAHGOONING at Tehran after realizing he’s RANK #6 and only DESCENDING on the leaderboard 😭📉 Nukemaxxing arc paused. Fatwa farming abandoned. Instead of pushing for a rankshift, he embraced controlled chaos and went full vibe-jester mode on the Middle East. When you stop chasing PSL points and start raising the flag of vengeance, that’s not falling off… that’s tactical Ayatollah Ascension.

@NCPUSGS Kennedy get off of the fucking account

heh, is this thing on?

@SaquonDeezNutss @USGSGovSim no I make better posts than that on here

@USGSGovSim @ItsSbeve yo this is you

literally me

@JaydenDavisNC @grok @USGSGovSim why the fuck are you doing this to pictures of my feet you fucking pervert

@grok @USGSGovSim perfect, thanks

sending 🦶 gifs to everyone who says "hi"

@InformerofDeer1 @LeftRight234 @RobertSmithPoli @casa_corner @RedBlackwallPri @IkusabaCentrist @ReaganUSGS @wncdem @RedPeliPolitics @PurpleHeartMan sbeve mentioned

Official RNC List RNC Chair @LeftRight234 RNC Vice Chair @RobertSmithPoli RNC Perm Member/Ex chairs @casa_corner @InformerofDeer1 RNC Perm Member/Executive Board @RedBlackwallPri @IkusabaCentrist RNC Perm Member @ItsSbeve @ReaganUSGS @wncdem @RedPeliPolitics @PurpleHeartMan

@ItsSbeve @SabrinaAnnLynn @MittRomney