Kyd Alanious

@ImMayBea In my defense, sometimes twixter stops showing me your tweets and won't start again until I go to your profile.

I always have one that likes all my tweets for a few months, and then they stop and someone else takes their place. Sometimes after like half a year, one of them will randomly like one of my tweets again and it feels like an old host returning for an episode.

@BK_McCallum @punishedmother Why did she get so much hate for being right? Ill never understand. Having kids doesnt automatically excuse shitty opinions btw

This was actually the thread that got you so much hate. Probably because you were justifying the murder of a husband and father. The most ironic part is that he was against the authoritarianism that you support and that's why you hated him. You essentially implied that your version of authoritarianism would've saved him.

Elon musk complained, my entire family was doxxed along with me and someone came to my house at 3am when I said that Charlie Kirk helped create the violent world that ultimately killed him lol

@NickySimps @CantEverDie This post is definitely making fun of Elon, not his kid.

@CantEverDie As much as I hate hate hate Elon I do think it's fucked up to go after his kids. If they wanna come out as public figures then cross that bridge when we come to it. But I have no reason to hold any animus towards someone purely because of who their parents are.

hello meet my based 20 year old adult child that orders milk at sushi restaurants

@chiliconcarrot suffering from success

i just wanna watch the television but i have skylights

@SatireAP Yeah this actually works. Also not declining spam calls but just letting them ring to voicemail.

I stopped replying “end” to these and started ignoring them and now I don’t get 50 spam calls a day. What a coincidence…

@RealBenLuigi Guy named Ben Luigi upset about immigrants.

This is a mall in Virginia. Every day I am more radicalized, I’m a foreigner in my own country.

Guy named Ben Luigi thinks he's the only guy who isn't a foreigner.

@CantEverDie "He doesn't understand how restaurants work. Isn't that epic?"

@Tubbymcwub @CantEverDie Yeah the right really suddenly loved cancel culture

@CantEverDie Remember when they succeeded in getting people fired from their jobs for saying Charlie Kirk wasn't a good guy

remember when they tried to get people fired from their jobs for saying charlie kirk wasn’t a good guy lol

@CaptainBlackass @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness Lmao gottem

@ItsThatKyd @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness

Never forgive or forget

@CaptainBlackass @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness Lmao you really are immediately losing your mind over this. Beautiful.

@ItsThatKyd @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness You’re here crashing out at my comment immediately by your stupid standard. Get a life retard.

@CaptainBlackass @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness And you don't know what memes mean it seems

@ItsThatKyd @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness

@CaptainBlackass @RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness Lol the immediate crash out from you guys is nuts

@RellyTwoOneFive @EndWokeness You sound double vaxxed and 15 times boosted. Matter of fact you should go get another booster just to be sure…

@inherentvibes Follow for more bangers

just woke up to like 5 posts going viral at once lol

@legaltweetz It's so funny to me you're gonna spend the rest of your life an angry grifter getting dunked on.

J.K. Rowling commenting on my detransition post last summer welcoming me back to womanhood. Hands down & I’ve been on this app since 2008. She’s actually a very lovely human & I was wrong about her when I identified as trans. If J.K. & I can move on from our differences, anyone can.

@notmaxon24000 As usual, it was all talk.

I remember how right wing grifter accounts threatened the left with an civil war after he got assassinated and all we really got was masses of brainrot kirkification edits with that one stupid ai song

@brocious_dwight @jules_su Let's be real here, its gonna say "homophobic husband with problematic views."

@ItsThatKyd @jules_su No, my obit will say he was a great loving husband. Yours will probably say "angry all the time".

just a necessary reminder that in spite of a decade of cringe millennial memes about the guy, Chuck Norris was also a white supremacist who went out of his way to endorse an open pedophile, so actually burn in hell bitch 🤷‍♂️

@nihalmehta @EniacVC @TechNYC Finally eliminating this tax loophole is a good thing actually

New York is about to make a massive mistake. The NY State Senate is advancing a proposal to decouple from federal QSBS (Section 1202) — the tax provision that lets startup founders exclude gains on qualifying exits. If this passes, founders would owe 10-13% in combined state and city tax on exits that are tax-free at the federal level and in nearly every other major tech state. Even worse: it's retroactive to January 1, 2025. This comes right as the federal government just expanded QSBS benefits and New Jersey moved to full conformity. New York wants to go in the opposite direction. As a seed investor in NYC who has backed hundreds of companies, I can tell you: founders are mobile. If New York becomes one of the most punitive states for startup exits, the best founders will simply build somewhere else — and the jobs, tax revenue, and innovation will follow. NYC has built something special over the last two decades. This proposal puts it all at risk for a short-sighted revenue grab. If you're a founder, investor, or anyone who cares about the NYC tech ecosystem — please sign the TechNYC open letter before Monday below 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 Keep building, NYC 🗽

@brocious_dwight @jules_su You're gonna HATE your obituary

@ItsThatKyd @jules_su Homophobia is just another made up word by the left.

@brocious_dwight @jules_su Sorry bud, thinking marriage can't happen between two men or two women is homophobic. You're gonna hate your obituary.

@ItsThatKyd @jules_su Just because I don't believe homosexuality should be taught in the church or should be catered to doesn't mean homophobia. Not if your church actually teaches the true Bible. You can be friends with homosexuals but don't have to agree with their lifestyle.