Jwax (Taylor’s Version)

@Globalstats11 Alan Iverson deserves a spot

Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History 1. Jesus 2. Napoleon 3. Muhammad 4. William Shakespeare 5. Abraham Lincoln 6. George Washington 7. Adolf Hitler 8. Aristotle 9. Alexander the Great 10. Thomas Jefferson 11. Henry VIII of England 12. Charles Darwin 13. Elizabeth I of England 14. Karl Marx 15. Julius Caesar 16. Queen Victoria 17. Martin Luther 18. Joseph Stalin 19. Albert Einstein 20. Christopher Columbus 21. Isaac Newton 22. Charlemagne 23. Theodore Roosevelt 24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 25. Plato 26. Louis XIV of France 27. Ludwig van Beethoven 28. Ulysses S. Grant 29. Leonardo da Vinci 30. Augustus 31. Carl Linnaeus 32. Ronald Reagan 33. Charles Dickens 34. Paul the Apostle 35. Benjamin Franklin 36. George W. Bush 37. Winston Churchill 38. Genghis Khan 39. Charles I of England 40. Thomas Edison 41. James I of England 42. Friedrich Nietzsche 43. Franklin D. Roosevelt 44. Sigmund Freud 45. Alexander Hamilton 46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi 47. Woodrow Wilson 48. Johann Sebastian Bach 49. Galileo Galilei 50. Oliver Cromwell 51. James Madison 52. Gautama Buddha 53. Mark Twain 54. Edgar Allan Poe 55. Joseph Smith, Jr. 56. Adam Smith 57. David, King of Israel 58. George III of the United Kingdom 59. Immanuel Kant 60. James Cook 61. John Adams 62. Richard Wagner 63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 64. Voltaire 65. Saint Peter 66. Andrew Jackson 67. Constantine the Great 68. Socrates 69. Elvis Presley 70. William the Conqueror 71. John F. Kennedy 72. Augustine of Hippo 73. Vincent van Gogh 74. Nicolaus Copernicus 75. Vladimir Lenin 76. Robert E. Lee 77. Oscar Wilde 78. Charles II of England 79. Cicero 80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau 81. Francis Bacon 82. Richard Nixon 83. Louis XVI of France 84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor 85. King Arthur 86. Michelangelo 87. Philip II of Spain 88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 89. Ali, founder of Sufism 90. Thomas Aquinas 91. Pope John Paul II 92. René Descartes 93. Nikola Tesla 94. Harry S. Truman 95. Joan of Arc 96. Dante Alighieri 97. Otto von Bismarck 98. Grover Cleveland 99. John Calvin 100. John Locke Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013. Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

When Storage Wars first came out I rented a storage unit with a prepaid debit card so they could only charge me for the first month. I then filled it with empty boxes labeled "1950s comic books," "grandpa's baseball cards" and "jewels."

My brother has this unique approach to fitness where he doesn’t exercise, but he does run one mile on the treadmill at the beginning of each month. If he breaks six minutes then he doesn’t work out until the start of the following month when he tests his speed again

@coreyganim Nice play 🤝

@ItsTheWaxman Hosting

@TheCoolestCool @Codie_Sanchez Hiring? This is what I do. Built an autonomous business alongside Claude

@Codie_Sanchez We recently pulled the trigger on this role after 2 years of having fractional support. I'm excited for it.

Best money I've ever spent as a CEO... an internal AI transformation hire. He doesn't care about title. He just wants to ship. And he goes across your entire org, sales, revenue, hr, apps, tech and kills stupid manual processes. Such an underrated unlock.

@Codie_Sanchez @Maxi_cp0 Still hiring? This is what I do. Built a full autonomous business along side Claude :)

@Maxi_cp0 lol too popular I had to hire more.

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

The worst part about playing Monopoly is when you get to the last stretch where one person is obviously winning, everybody else is miserable, and every turn is just paying said person money.

Blues Traveler frontman John Popper says he developed a phobia for Timothée Chalamet after he watched Dune. “I kept having these fever dreams that Timothée Chalamet was a terminator coming to kill me.” consequence.net/2025/12/john-p…

@raqisright I’m just a boy

Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator 4. No clothes on the floor 5. No dishes in the sink 6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1) 7. Owns a hairbrush 8. Plants that are alive 9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar 10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”) 11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired

Informing an Italian man that I put cheddar in the lasagna bc I didn’t have mozzarella

@broliviah I had to leave work cause I could not stop laughing at the video. Pure gold

@ItsTheWaxman This reply got me

Among the funniest things I’ve ever seen

Her replying to everyone with a p*rn addiction counseling link is sending me

Told you guys @pablofindsout @PabloTorre

@nut_history Mookie over Sandy??? Gtfo

What a match up this would be. Who’s winning?

Still some good on this godforsaken app

@IncomeSharks Ty for this call, in around 11, one of my best performers ever

$HOOD - This is an insane chart, not gold. It's up over 17x in 2 years. A play that gives you exposure to stocks, crypto, prediction markets, credit cards, and so much more.