
doggo matt
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doggo matt
@ShoeInTheBox
No longer a dog less nobody. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Puns are comedy of the highest order.


Young boy joins neighborhood association, but over time, he regrets his choice and eventually leaves their employ.


I think we need a grand bargain on Woke, where the left agrees that it sucked, and the right agrees to stop acting victimized by it half a decade later


It makes me happy that the Bushes showed up as well. Remember what America was like before polarization? It wasn't that long ago.

Democrat Rep. Sylvia Garcia on ICE shooting an illegal alien who tried to plow federal agents with his car: "If they really think that a car is going to hurt somebody, you shoot the tires. You don't shoot the driver."



Fetterman demands Bernie Sanders apologize for pushing 'predator' Graham Platner on Dems trib.al/7fNjcXV

What a beautiful way to make amends

Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year and has a team of 30 doctors trying to reverse aging. He takes over 100 supplements a day, follows a strict plant based diet, exercises obsessively, and tracks every metric imaginable. He just announced his stomach has an incurable autoimmune disease and has been eating itself from the inside for years without him knowing.

Carmelo Anthony explains why a $100,000,000 contract doesn’t make professional athletes rich for life “$100 million… let’s not get that twisted.” “It’s not really $100 million.” “You’re taking 50% to 60% off the top.” “So that $10 million becomes $5 million.” “Then you’ve got taxes in every state you play in.” “You’ve got a house.” “You’re taking care of your mom.” “You’ve got a 4% agent fee.” “You’re not working with $10 million anymore, you’re working with $5 million.” “That drastic lifestyle change is what messes a lot of athletes up mentally.” “You’ve got to budget how you pay your mortgage.” “You’ve got to budget your food.” “$100 million is not $100 million.” “You’re not even seeing 50% of that money.”

Billie Eilish: "Hem hayvanları sevip hem de et yiyemezsiniz."

So America turns 250. That's cute. My local pub is 364 years old.











