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Its_Invictus
@Its_Invictus1
...my head is bloody but unbowed.
Katılım Ekim 2023
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@adeh_david @lalala3080 The ones with the pathways also claim the wrong thing
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@lalala3080 One thing about all these other courses claiming they are medical students
I think they do it cause there's no professional pathway for them in Nigeria.
Personally sha, if each had their own advancement pathway and work niche we wouldn't be having these turf wars.
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Me: Are you a medical student?
🗣️: Yes, I am.
Me: Which MB class are you?
🗣️: I am studying Physiology oo, I’m in my final year.
My head went blank, I was so speechless.😂😂
At this point, I think I’ll start asking “are you studying Medicine and surgery” instead of “are you a medical student.”
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Well, I think you are overthinking it.
Usually, no one pays attention to people in the background, unless there is something to be seen about them.
On the other hand, your post is drawing unusual attention to them, which in some ways, actually supports your concern.
Akintola Steve@Akintola_steve
Is it only me that hates randomly coming online and seeing myself in someone else’s post? 😭 Maybe I’m just very big on privacy and people’s consent. One reason I try as much as possible not to appear randomly in people’s gym videos or pictures. That innocent guy eating in the background probably has no idea he’s already online. Same with that random lady. I don’t know if it’s just me overthinking this, but sometimes it really feels weird.
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@KoredeScribbles You don't even need to mention your school name😂
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My first VIVA for MB 1 was funny, after spending 2 weeks writing exams combating theory MCQs and practicals, VIVA is the last part, and here in my school, you don't just pass... You must satisfy your examiners.
Then experience from seniors would always be along the line of, "they will percuss you till you have nothing to say", "you will talk till you have nothing to say", "they will ask from anything anywhere", "if they asked you to leave early begg oo".
Then the day came, everyone were spending years inside the Viva room, my first was Medical Biochemistry, I entered, she asked me a single question, didn't even talk finish before she said thank you, you can go.
Tears don full my eyes, go keh.😭
Omooo, I was like "go keh", she said "yes leave".😭🤲
I went home scared like heck at the end of the viva exams.😭
It was like for the 3 viva exams, I had the shortest time spent in there.
It was prayers that saved me.😂🤲
JOSH@bigjosh_0
How did you feel going in for your 1st VIVA?
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@Its_Invictus1 @osemagnum Something dey do you? 😒😒 What is wrong with you
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like he said, the goal standard is endoscopy.
you are a health care worker, you should be the one educating your followers. When you begin to ask questions like the one you did, you reinforce what people think of other HCWs in Nigeria!
these are basic things year 1 medical or nursing or lab scientist students know.
same thing with endometriosis, you can have symptoms of it, but the gold standard is doing a diagnostic laparoscopy and taking samples of endometriosis to the lab to confirm.
Hafaz, MLS🧛🏾♀️🥼@Hafaz_the_1st
So does this mean that our almighty Men of Clinical Wisdom who diagnose Ulcers day-in day-out (without doing Endoscopy if I may add) in this our lovely Tinubu republic are doing guess work?
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Once you start using Movie Box, you'll understand why it's free.
🧸@_y3maya
why are people still choosing netflix over moviebox despite moviebox being free??
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Protect your money. People are not fair to former rich people.
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I know a guy that can do it cheaper.
PS: I'm that guy🙂
Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪@ericboatenggh
Would you visit a cemetery around 3:00 am for $10,000.
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In 300 Level second semester, one Consultant seized my phone during his class. It sounds simple but that phone was my entire academic bloodstream at the time. I had no laptop, no tablet or physical notes. In one motion, he pocketed my entire existence, PDFs, lecture screenshots, recordings, bank apps, and schedules.
So I went to his office during the break. Then I came back. Then I came back again. On the third visit I knelt before him in that corridor with catarrh running freely down my face, my pride had already left my body at that point. But by evening, OGA had gone home and travelled out of the state few days later. I knew because I was his course rep. The man vanished for 2weeks.
The next morning we had a Biochemistry test. That week alone, we had almost eight tests lined up like a firing squad. I did not even have transport money to go home because my bank apps, contacts and my business were tied to that phone. To make masters worst, I had lost my power bank the day before.
That was when Wokji stepped in.
My friend, my brother and our Biochemistry rep.
For two weeks, that guy carried me on his back without making noise about it. I slept in his room, read from his notes, ate from his plate, moved around campus like a refugee sponsored by friendship. Somehow, somehow, I sat every one of those eight tests. And in Histology, I scored ninety-six.
That period taught me a quiet truth about survival because one moment I had everything in my hands. The next, I was kneeling in corridors trying not to fall apart. But somewhere in a hundred corridors, you will find a Wokji.
And that Wokji will be enough!
Zenom@TheZenomHayab
If you stay away from your phone for 6 hours, you will actually not die. True!
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@MediocreJoker85 The old man wasn’t selling watermelons… he was selling the illusion of winning 😭😂
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An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.
His sign reads:
1 for $3
3 for $10
A young man stops and buys one watermelon.
“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.
The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.
After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.
Then he turns back, grinning proudly.
“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”
The old man smiles and shakes his head.
“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”
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There are levels
Rowland@RowlandAkpan
A surgeon would rather lose an arm and a leg than be called a doctor 😂
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a guy has no problem catering to a woman who brings peace into his life.
.@99hyce
A hill you are willing to d!e on?
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You’re a good person until you can’t send money anymore.
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@Its_Invictus1 @Omolola_pt That is why we are sending them to you na
Calm down and recieve them well for us🤗
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