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Alexander Jefferson

@IvanTheIon

Katılım Mayıs 2015
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
Jeff Bezos left the Earth's atmosphere. Behind his neighbour's bins.
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
Can we get something trending, just so I can avoid working for a bit? Tell me your favourite chocolate bar and include the hashtag #BigTrousers and we'll see if we can get it to trend. Please RT, we can DO this. My favourite chocolate bar is Twirl #BigTrousers
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Alexander Jefferson@IvanTheIon·
@MrJackLowe There is something strangely surreal and beautiful about that clip! Gave me a little shudder.
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Monday, you’ve excelled yourself.
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Alexander Jefferson@IvanTheIon·
@MrJackLowe One of my lecturers tells a story of when he was visiting the Great Wall of China and called in at the gift shop. He noticed that all of the lucky waving cats on a wobbly table had begun to wave in unison!
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John Finnemore
John Finnemore@JohnFinnemore·
I don’t know whether the bookshop did this deliberately or not, but either way I enjoy it every time I go past.
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Louise Pepper
Louise Pepper@loupepper·
Once you've had his pals, you have to admit that Percy Pig is the worst flavour out of all of them.
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Darren Dutton
Darren Dutton@Darren_Dutton·
Matt Hancock and the art of public speaking
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MR14
MR14@MarcusRashford·
🗣 MPs, please #maketheUturn
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Darren Dutton
Darren Dutton@Darren_Dutton·
Not saying the briefings are completely pointless but today's was just a live feed of Dominic Raab watching ITVBe
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Derren Brown
Derren Brown@DerrenBrown·
I was blow-drying the taxidermy (keeps the dust out and moths away) and I found on top of a pig attached to a balloon on the ceiling a small missing piece of an 18th century automaton that my parrot had clearly stolen and stored there. I’m sure I am not alone in this.
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Alexander Jefferson
Alexander Jefferson@IvanTheIon·
@BBCSpringwatch Whenever one of the Coot parents returns to the nest, they spend a minute or two brushing themselves with their beak. Why are they doing this?
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
Everyone under 30: Five friends isn't enough! Everyone over 30: Where the hell am I supposed to get FIVE friends from?
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
When this is all over someone should launch a tour of Britain which is just Salisbury Cathedral to Barnard Castle, with a stop off for lunch at the Woking Pizza Express.
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Matt Forde
Matt Forde@mattforde·
I’ve just discovered @TonysChocoUK_IE. My GOD. The pretzel one. How am I supposed to eat anything else?
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The Treehouse with Danny Baker
The Treehouse with Danny Baker@thetreehousepod·
Treehouse 45 - Ignatz Ratskiwatski is here! Tales of Uncle Ho, Esperanto, Cairo and being chased by spiders. Imbibe!
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