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@realDonaldTrump we all seen ur leaked video of you having sex with a watermellon.

I think my number neighbor tops everyone else 😳

Here we go again Boomers: video games glorify violence Video games:

if you own a restaurant and your “cheese fries” are a slice of american cheese microwaved on top, you should be put in prison.

Y'all rly think being told ur adopted is a bad thing? I see it as an opportunity which widens ur dating pool by a lot

@quackity please play pony town o you can laugh at brownies

old town road remix ft. the aliens from area 51

@GoHerping 6/10 it stress me out to look at it but it looks like there was an effort made

Rate my cord management

Hotel wasn’t tryna buss me an iron soo..🤷🏾‍♂️ #Merkyfest

Bell Delphine Struggling to Survive in the Cruel World (2019)

My drunk ass went to Walmart on 351 to get some chips and I didnt think I was gonna meet up with fucking spiderman lmao

@aksually @god

ay @god u left the gates to heaven open dumbass

@24framesofnick Whoa

Just discovered girls like food too

@eddyburback Yes, let them starve.

new law: anyone who licks food in a store and puts it back is not allowed to buy food anymore

😎get😎out😎my😎way😎celebrity😎coming😎through😎 twitter.com/kulpreetvirdi/…

@GoHerping Elevator music 24/7

what kind of music would betty listen to

@XxDts888xX @GoHerping My favorite

@NateIsLame666 Nah not really tbh

Has America even earned a birthday party this year???

6'0 people at people who are 5'11