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@BandQ hello, please can you let me know what time the free cutting service runs from at the New Malden (London) site. I can’t get through on the phone. Thanks @bandq_help

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 Congrats to Bruno but also says a lot about the calibre of the rest of the squad

2019/20 ✅ 2020/21 ✅ 2023/24 ✅ 2024/25 ✅ 2025/26 ✅ That's five Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year awards in seven seasons for @B_Fernandes8 😍

@UtdForever7 @Rode1Kits @ManUtd Not likely to play in Blue at home at OT

🚨📸 Manchester United kits for next season! 😍 Can we just start the new season already? These are absolutely fire 😮‍💨🔥 That blue kit under UEFA Champions League lights at Old Trafford… yeah, I need that immediately 😍 #MUFC [@Rode1Kits]

@UTDFondre Park

Be honest… who had the bigger impact at Manchester United: Park Ji-sung or Shinji Kagawa? 👀

@Diego_Leon_hq Owen H

Guess the mystery player? 98% of Man United fans will fail this

@piersmorgan Imagine being the three people sorting his outfit out. That’s their job, what they trained and educated themselves to be. Christ.

Sparkles? ‘They’ looks absolutely ridiculous. 🤣🤣

@muwfcsiobhan Its rank

This might be the first shirt in a few season that I properly dislike

@90sfootball Jamie scoring own goals

Who's the first player you think of when you see this Liverpool shirt?

@LesF80 @Bridgybk @bbceastenders @BBC @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer As was Jason Lee and Jason Scott Lee.

@Bridgybk @bbceastenders @BBC @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Bruce Lee was unavailable

Jon Lee and Gemma Bissix to return for Nigel’s funeral. Head here for more info ➡️ bbc.in/EastEnders-New… #EastEnders @BBC @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer

@vinted Sellers on your site are selling counterfeit goods, advertising as genuine and your response is “get a refund and send the item back”. Whats to stop it being resold again? #tradingstandardsuk #tradingstandards

@ManUtd I love the retro stuff but if Liverpool were doing this in the mid to late 90s we would have been the first lot to slam them for living in the past, on past glories.

The current climate looks good on our our Bringback 90/92 track jacket 👌😮‍💨

@rioferdy5 @paulpogba @RioMeets @YouTubeCreators @Spotify @ApplePodcasts So why was an epic failure at United …twice

He’s the most complete midfielder I’ve seen….. Welcome to Rio Meets Paul Pogba 🤝🏽

@ranahabarana @bbceastenders Could be Nichola Mitchell.

The question is who took the picture, can’t be Chrissie as how could she even know that would be happening. Oh no someone from the hen party, white coat, seemed like dark coloured hands or gloves, not Joel he still in prison, and who has a grudge against both or one of them????? What about little madam Jasmine, Can’t be Cindy her coat was camel Hmmmm

Caught on camera. Watch the whole episode now 👉bit.ly/EastEndersiPla… #EastEnders

@forestbike_uk it’s a disgrace that you couldn’t pay for the Lady’s dental costs as a gesture of goodwill. Won’t be using your bikes (don’t anyway) and actively discourage friends / Family from using them too.

@BBCLondonNews @forestbike_uk it’s a disgrace that you couldn’t pay for the Lady’s dental costs as a gesture of goodwill. Won’t be using your bikes (don’t anyway) and actively discourage friends / Family from using them too.

Sandy Peters broke her nose, cheekbones and teeth when she was crashed into by a Forest e-bike rider ➡️ bbc.in/4tKbSaF

@DailyMail @forestbike_uk it’s a disgrace that you couldn’t pay for the Lady’s dental costs as a gesture of goodwill. Won’t be using your bikes (don’t anyway) and actively discourage friends / Family from using them too.

Pictured: Serious injuries suffered by university lecturer after Forest bike being ridden on pavement smashed into her on walk trib.al/w2ebiLR

@kuntandthegang What did Ken Barlow do wrong ?

Come on BBC. I’ve only just got John Alford in, and now I’m supposed to find space for Scott Mills?

@ManUtd And ?

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈