Josselyn Coppenger

She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom. @CMemmel, folks. #USGymChamps

doing the triple double is one thing but to STICK a triple double requires a title larger than GOAT for Simone Biles

Wow if this isn’t Goose I don’t know what is

As an adult, it comes a time where you cannot be cheap about everything. Good things cost money. Be willing to spend or just keep quiet.

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

my toxic trait is buying whatever i want when i’ve had a bad day

RT to wish Moose a Happy Birthday! 🥳

This ain’t none of our business At all.

Happy 6 month anniversary to the “14 days and we’ll flatten the curve”

again.. I wish more people knew gymnastics enough to fully understand the epicness of this comeback...

the ultimate sorority of them all is RN, BSN

Assaulting a nurse should be a felony. It is not ‘part of the job’ I am not an AMA fighter

@frazier_023 He also adds whisky to it sometimes and I told him he’s just trying to make a manlier version of a white claw 😂

I’m gonna be real. If the very Governor of Ohio is getting a false positive and then two negatives within the SAME day, how do we believe any of these numbers?! 😭😭

[having to cough out in public] EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.

College freshmen: Don’t waste your tuition dollars at a 4-year university if all of your classes are going to be on Zoom. Instead, save money and take your gen-eds at your local community college. Your degree will be the same in the end and your wallet will thank you.