Jane Baspus

@gOVERNMENT_FAME @eyeoutforseleno No offense, but that’s because no one really wants or tries to pretend to be those ethnicities

@eyeoutforseleno “Perform” no one would say this about a latino-american, a brit, an arab, an asian american, or an African American. This feels so random and cynical lol

The ick is performing italianism as a quirk.

@el_BKE_hefe @burgwx Which organization was doing cloud seeding in central Texas yesterday? Be specific please, so we know exactly whom to “hold accountable”!

@burgwx The cloud-seeding, geo-engineering organizations need to be held accountable!

Lots to unpack in this loop from yesterday's flood - notice how the Kerr County floods were initiated by stationary thunderstorms with torrential rainfall rates, followed by a second round as a cluster of storms to the north grew into an intense mesoscale convective system (MCS):

@DainFitzgerald @madisontayt_ Speak English

@madisontayt_ talking about here to everyone is also in poor taste

on another note, when i served bezos he started feeling her up at the table. in front of his kids. in front of his parents. during brunch. m

@DougCarlisle @Weather_West Correct, Doug! Hotter than previous recorded summers, to be specific.

@Weather_West Summer?

Wow.

@kabukipollypkt @virgozamo As one does

@virgozamo Oh yes that makes perfect sense

Does anyone know how she learned how to do this

@stackarygrant @StatisticUrban Hey fatass, I asked a question!

@stackarygrant @StatisticUrban Why did you say “how dare they” twice? It makes it look like you’re desperate to prove a point.

Suburban sprawl in Hawaii is cursed on an entirely new level. One thing to sprawl across the vast fields of Texas, but doing this to Hawaii? Nightmare.

@PanasonicDX4500 One of the biggest indignities of being American right now is the fact that they’re letting this fat gay asshole appear to be in charge of anything

- Hosts his home state Buckeyes after they win the College Football Championship - Trophy falls apart the moment he touches it - Diplomatically pressures the Vatican into meeting with Pope Francis on Easter Sunday - Pope Francis dies twelve hours later

@storyjerk nhs.uk/nhs-services/m…

@storyjerk How many points do I get for knowing how to spell “carcass” correctly?

@storyjerk I had no idea cutlery was so divisive

@storyjerk Wow, you’re VERY frazzled. Stopped trying to act casual lol

@WabsDole @MAGAVoice Why’d you block my other burner? Can’t take the heat? I always win

CORRECT 🎯

@WabsDole @HortenseMelba @eyuplovely Hahahahahaha you blocked my other burner I ALWAYS win

Ethan Klein’s dog died of kidney failure after eating amphetamines he left on the floor of his house. He posts hundreds of times a day threatening young Muslim women and stalking streamers but can’t find the time to care for his pets. He should not be allowed to have children.

@HortenseMelba @WabsDole @eyuplovely This is so fucking funny

@WabsDole @eyuplovely

@foggy__w @HortenseMelba @WabsDole @eyuplovely So you pick option 2? Tweeting about the dog death is worse than causing it? Not judging, but that’s your answer? Seriously?

@HortenseMelba @WabsDole @eyuplovely Tweeting about the guy who lost his pet is definitely worse, Hope this Helped you out !

@BecaTesla @BenNollWeather I believe in spring the moisture source is freshly thawed ground at middle elevations. Seen it happen more in May

@JBaspus @BenNollWeather I was aware of summer t-storms because of monsoon but didn’t know of spring ones.

The subtropical jet stream is forecast to roar to life during late April, with a surge in thunderstorm fuel across the central states. The climatological peak of tornado season is approaching for the Plains and Midwest and it could be particularly active this year.

@BecaTesla @BenNollWeather The Sierras get spring and summer thunderstorms. Hopefully doesn’t melt away too much snow

@BenNollWeather I can’t stop seeing in CA state there’s some chance for t-storms too.

@Acyn The best day of my life will be when this man gets shot in the fucking head

Musk: If a commercial company operated the way the federal government does, then it would be -- immediately go bankrupt. It would be delisted. The officers would be arrested

@trumpwoncope @HortenseMelba @redshirtpundit @LinkofSunshine But “bi” means 2? Where’d you go sweetie? Why are you angry?

@HortenseMelba @redshirtpundit @LinkofSunshine Languages aren't biological. I said be silent

I will never ever get over how amazing Biden's answer was when asked how many genders there are