Jesus R. Garcia

Hey @DiscountTire It’s incredibly annoying and off putting to pull into one of your stores to get a free air check and they ask for my FULL name and phone number. You made a simple process into an application. Stop it. You’re better than this. #ConsumerComplaint

My thoughts on the new 2026 @Dodge Charger Scat Pack Six Pack #Dodgecharger jesusbehindthewheel.com/2026/01/19/202…

I’m never on this app anymore.

Visited my local @Walmart to get a money order. They asked & scanned my ID and took down my phone number. I hate that bullshit! And I can’t get angry at the clerk because it’s not their fault. Never again. @HEB doesn’t ask for my personal information to use my own money.

Review of Episode 2 of HBO @StreamOnMax series Duster #HBOmax jesusbehindthewheel.com/2025/05/26/dus…

‘I love that stool. If there’s a heaven, I don’t wanna go there unless my stool is waiting for me.’ — Norm Peterson’s final ‘Cheers’ scene (May 20, 1993)

Rest in power George Wendt. One of the greatest character actors of our generation. A compilation of Norm replies in his honor.

Tried watching @tomsegura new sketch show on Netflix. Awful. Even by 13 year old sense of humor standards. Couldn’t even sit through the end of the second sketch. Going to watch rewatch I Think You Should Leave again. #Netflix

Any #FordTrucks collectors out there. I got one for you. Just went live on #eBay ebay.com/itm/1465785743…

There are those I love Those I respect Those I tolerant But I’ll be damned if I ever worship somebody because of their position, status, income, or influence. Nobody is somebody. We’re all just bodies.

Nothing like starting the week reading a rejection email from a job you really wanted and spent two weeks and two interviews stressing over.

DVDs will be the next vintage media craze. Like vinyl records.

Automotive history. 1971 Thunderbird front bumper. 1978 Thunderbird with post-US mandated 5mph impact bumper.

*becomes a multi-millionaire* *Spends his time and money shipping his Cadillac Eldorado around the world to take epic road trips.

Video game idea: Rollercoaster Tycoon but instead of rides you’re building highway networks. Call it Road Master.

Happy Easter 🐰✌️ #Easter2025 #autotoonz #highwaycowboy #projectcar #musclecars #DigitalArtist

Why are people & media treating comedians like they know what’s going on in the world? Nobody listened when we had Pryor, Hicks & Carlin. Now we’re stuck with these podcast Clowns and people take their jaded world views as a source of journalism.

“What are your financial plans for the future?” Be a part of a class action lawsuit.

I can’t wait to make my fortune and pull out an American Express Black card from a Velcro wallet. “20 grand? No problem. I’ll pay by card.” *velcro rip