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@DouglasMDavies @Teslaconomics @grok This will add to the overhead but it’s a solution to the problem.

@DouglasMDavies @Teslaconomics @grok Use SpotHero that will eventually be native in the Uber app and park all your Tesla’s in a SpotHero lot. Charging might be a problem but you can pay someone to plug them in once they are parked.

I plan on owning my own Tesla Robotaxi fleet one day. And the more I run the numbers, the more I realize this new business could become one of the most powerful income opportunities I've ever seen. This is how I'm thinking about it. Based on many analyst models and Tesla’s long-term vision, a reasonable base case assumption is about ~$30,000 per year in net profit per Robotaxi to the owner. This is after things like Tesla’s platform fee, charging, tires, maintenance, insurance, and cleaning. Of course, the network is still early and Tesla is just beginning to roll this out in pilot programs in a few cities, so there’s no official real-world owner earnings yet... but using reasonable assumptions around utilization, pricing per mile, and operating costs, the math starts to get really interesting. If one Robotaxi can earn around $30,000 per year, here’s what a fleet might look like: • $100,000 per year → about 4 Robotaxis • $500,000 per year → about 17 Robotaxis • $1,000,000 per year → about 34 Robotaxis It may sound a bit crazy at first, but when you break it down, it starts to make more sense. These vehicles could potentially drive 50,000 to 100,000+ miles per year in high demand areas. If the economics land somewhere around $0.25-$0.50 profit per mile after all costs, you end up right around that ~$30k per vehicle per year range. And remember, the Tesla’s Robotaxi network is going to work a lot like Airbnb for cars. You add your vehicle to the network, Tesla handles the software, routing, payments, and rider experience, and they take a platform fee (often modeled around 25-35%). The owner keeps the rest after operating costs. Another thing that makes this interesting is the expected cost of the vehicles themselves. Tesla has talked about the purpose-built Cybercabs costing roughly $25k-$30k and Elon told me production is starting in 1 month! If that’s even close to reality, a fleet capable of generating around $1 million per year could theoretically cost somewhere around $850k-$1M in vehicles. That ROI is pretty freakin good! Now to be clear, none of this is guaranteed. I'm just thinking out loud and sharing it with you... a lot still depends on regulations, how fast unsupervised FSD scales, demand in each city, insurance costs, and how Tesla structures the network. But if the system works the way Elon has described it for years, owning a Robotaxi fleet could become one of the most powerful forms of passive income I've ever seen. And I plan on sharing the numbers with everyone on 𝕏 when the day comes. Personally, that’s why I’m paying such close attention. Bc one day, owning a fleet of autonomous Teslas working for me 24/7 might be the modern version of owning a rental property, except instead of tenants, you’ve got robots driving people around all day while you sleep. This next book of Tesla is going to be so exciting!

@FreightAlley @carrierwhisper1 “Something is happening in freight” — Now thats some riveting stuff right there Craig! Sources have confirmed that something is happening.

CEO of a top 5 mega truckload carrier just texted me: Something is happening in freight. It's very strong and we're starting to increase rates.

Incredible. *sound on*.

@Raindropsmedia1 Fawn Weaver is her name

CEO of Uncle Nearest Premium Whiskey puts man on blast for claiming they were classmates for over 3 years — 6th, 7th, and 8th grade. ‘So I’m supposed to remember you?’ 👀🎓🍺

@RobbyBerger 1. Dylan 2. Dylan 3. Dylan 4. Dylan 5. Dylan

Favorite UFC fighters of all time cause I’m bored and got too much time on my hands 1. Dustin Poirier 2. Daniel Cormier 3. Khabib 4. Suga Sean 5. Islam Makhachev

@BarstoolBigCat Idea: Barstool Neighborhood block party/tailgate on Noble. Let’s make it happen neighbor

@Scott_618 @colincowherd

@colincowherd I love how a guy has a half dozen good games after a lousy career and all of a sudden people think they're great

Daniel Jones is starting to look like…..Daniel Jones.

@Mullet__man69 @colincowherd

@geoffschwartz @colincowherd

@colincowherd Good thing the Colts traded their future first round picks and committed to Jones this week

@LostHebrew_Dre Those are college highlights my dude

Hear me when I say this, The Indianapolis Colts traded their best wide receiver to the New York Jets. Adonai Mitchell has talent out of this “Solar System” ( J.Monty) Teams make the mistake of moving too quickly. I’ve watched every Texas game. That guy Adonai Mitchell is a true X Wide receiver. He was the best WR on those Texas Longhorns playoff teams. He should have been drafted 1st rd Adonai “Lord” Mitchell is the perfect WR to open up the deep ball game for the New York Jets. Wilson can do it all, but he can’t be your only threat downfield. Jets WR room is currently their strongest position on the entire team. The key is the pass protection, which has been atrocious against good defenses. Give Fields time, he will feast

Ball State! #MACtion

@BarstoolBigCat @espn @YouTubeTV I too, will skullfuck everyone if YT and ESPN don’t come to the table and make a fucking deal.

How the fuck does this keep happening?!? Figure it out @espn and @YouTubeTV. Get your asses to the negotiation table before I decide to skullfuck everyone

@MagicJohnson @Lakers Invigorating

I went to the @Lakers game last night and watched my Lakers get beat by the Warriors 119-109.

@ShirtxX @Colts @MoCityMitch Hey pipe down cocksucker

@Colts @MoCityMitch Happy birthday you fuck. Remember, because of you, we are 4-1 not 5-0.

happy birthday AD!

@jeeotus Renegade Dog Services LLC share.google/2TVDRGrhtWlgea… Here’s her company. Have a day

I was in Chicago today. This person thought it would be funny to wipe dog crap all over my cybertruck. This happened at W Buckingham Pl and North Halstead. If you can identify this person, I'm offering a generous reward.

@Cubs @Camblaine81

CUBS SWEEP! Final: #Cubs 2, Cardinals 0.

@CamBlaine81 @misfitsfr @barstoolchicago You weren’t alive for 90% of them 🫨

@misfitsfr @barstoolchicago 11 WS titles. Say it slowly

Just absolute bush league stuff on Busch. The scumbags from St. Louis walked him when he was a single away from the cycle.

@CamBlaine81 @barstoolchicago Congrats, your team peaked before color TV

@barstoolchicago We’ll always own you