John Evans

@irentdumpsters @stockxsucks The problem is they have these height restrictions there so you can only build three stories tall.

@irentdumpsters @stockxsucks I want to develop the 1 acre of oceanfront sitting in Lauderdale by the sea. It’s been vacant since a storm blew over the hotel back in 2005.

Miami hate is just cope. this on a Saturday is better than any day drinking in nyc or Chicago

@irentdumpsters @stockxsucks

@irentdumpsters @stockxsucks My friend Kevin the comedian bought a house there and he likes it ….has contractors there day and night

@stockxsucks @jeeotus I’m in boca Sill double the money on the property I got by eminent domain lol Right now I just collect rent

@irentdumpsters @stockxsucks And honestly, there are deals right now for Florida. I’m on Zillow all the time looking for a post 2006 condo build for over 1000 feet within half a mile of the beach. I’ve seen a couple, but they weren’t perfect. A lot of of them are distressed.

@stockxsucks It's usually just an income issue I actually used to tell people I hated Florida but that's when I was broke

I wouldn't put these on my car in a million years. I would hang them in my living room. cc: hanro_studios_engraving_

@KyleTuckerCBB Yeah, it’s a cool vibe

I had no idea: Greenville, S.C., is an awesome city. Legit really cool downtown district. Great restaurants and good vibes. I feel like this is the best kept secret on the East Coast?

@AnnaBower This is just the beginning of her problems. Not only is it grounds for disbarment BUT you can bet that other there will be a TON of other lawyers sniffing through her past filings to verify if she lied in other documents given to ANY other court. She's TOAST!

@CollinJHumphrey Shhhhh. 👀

You do know there’s restoration companies that charge 10k for bathroom demos right?? Takes em a day and they just leave some fans and some dehumidifiers and that’s all she wrote.

@barstoolsports @giants look

There’s a 16 year old named Gout Gout He may be the fastest person alive

Which choker is your favorite?

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

@WyattzWorId That’s just the TSA line stretched from the local airport

@OsintCollective @nic34329 @smokefatsalt Last night in Richmond Hill, Georgia, five wings with a side of fries $13

@nic34329 @smokefatsalt BBQ spot wings are crazy priced now when not in the south. $15ish for 6 wings.

The saddest part about BBQ is it used to be poor people food. Used cheap cuts and slow smoked them till tender. Today it is more expensive than a typical steakhouse, charging $36/lb for brisket. Worst thing to happen to BBQ ever is it became popular. Now get off my lawn

@Mikeb7979 @ochocinco That’s a super rare, one of one game worn jersey. I’d conservatively estimate the value at about $6500.

@ochocinco yo Ocho I own your game used Montreal Alouettes jersey do you want it back? Send me a msg to discuss 😀

@ogafroman thank you for standing up. Somebody had to do it.

@thebigjohnnyd @KevinDHill1

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@DrewGarrison Afroman is a noted college basketball fan and since he bought his house there the first round of the NCAA tournament is always playing in Dayton just up the road

I just wonder why Afroman chose to live in Adams County, Ohio of all places.

@FanSince09 @KevinDHill1

actually excited for the first attorney to cite Cooley v Afroman