John Evans

Lawyers billing $1,000 an hour over the meaning of words while proudly calling themselves “shareholders” with zero shares is very funny to me.

@irentdumpsters Marseille I think has the best

@jeeotus looks fire i am going to france soon going to be eating those lol

One thing that can get your Google Business Profile suspended overnight IS having Different phone numbers. Your website says one number. Your GBP says another. Your Yelp listing has an old one. BBB has the original landline. Google cross-references all of this. If the numbers don't match, it raises a flag. If enough flags stack up, your profile gets suspended and you lose all your map pack visibility. Your GBP phone number should match your website, your citations, and every directory you're listed on. Takes 10 minutes to audit and could save you months of pain

@CostaKapo @rossiadam I appreciate!!!!

@rossiadam Just started out as a way to let customers bring a brand they have an affinity to, then I realized it was a huge market gap because most oil changers viewed it the same way as the spirit of the video I QT'd

We have done over $1m in BYOO sales since we launched this ad. We are the only quick lube that does this. Sometimes when you put your ego and condescension aside you can make money.

BREAKING: First case of Hantavirus confirmed in the United States since the outbreak.

I was the first Governor to endorse Obama for President back in 2007. I was there when he announced in Springfield Illinois. I have known him since 1995. Do I think it likely he ordered a phony intelligence assessment in December of 2016 to destroy Trump & his new administration? ABSOLUTELY!

Yesterday my daughter and I went to the casino. At a point she had one of the vouchers for $75. She dropped it, Realized what she had done and went to the cashier and asked if anyone had turned it in. They grabbed a laptop and using her player card tracked the ticket from where she was playing, who picked it up, where it was cashed and managed to find the person and gave them the option of giving back the money or being banned for life and charged with robbery. She got her money back.

@Polymarket He’s our Dolly Parton

JUST IN: Comedian Nate Bargatze to build a $350 million theme park in Nashville called “Nateland.”

USA funeral plates being sold at Walmart

BREAKING: American Bar Association votes to eliminate longstanding DEI rule for law schools.

a reboot of The Office with Claude as an employee would single-handedly be worth $2T in capex, a 3x in electricity bill and 20x increase in DRAM prices

@thepatwalls same.

I will pay good money for new AI generated episodes of The Office. I'm not joking. $20 per episode.

@Sayitpop “I’m not under arrest”

There’s an indie wrestler named “Jesus” and his entire gimmick is wrestling matches without touching his opponents once 😭💀

“He’s going to pick up his hemorrhoid medicine. Make the pharmacist a smokeshow.”

@CostaKapo My day was crazy though. Savannah to Newark. Rental from SIXT. Up to Orange County. Meetings. Back to Newark. Go back to Savannah. God willing I’ll be in my bed in 18 minutes. This is my Tuesday every Tuesday.

@jeeotus It really is

Fortunately plenty of places to pass on the way to Pittsburgh

He’s entering his peak earnings years. Have AI obliterate the job market.

Starting June 1, we’re doing things better at Steak n Shake — all our beef will come straight from pasture-raised cattle. This beef will be 100% grass-fed and grass-finished, making us the only American burger joint serving the healthiest kind of beef.

@EricTrump Safe travels.

Quick Refuel - Alaska

The Kevin James Italian love movie is excellent. And it’s only 90 minutes and I think it’s great. @KevinJames bravo!