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🚨NEW: Dorset Police have announced that 44% of alleged sex offences in Dorset are carried out by asylum seekers living in asylum hotels

Yeah, that’s sensational. Every single person in that away section is going out of their mind. Long live the English football pyramid.

Oh yes, this was the biological male who beat the crap out of a woman half his size in the ring and then got a medal for it. What a time to be alive!

How #NUFC should lineup against West Ham

The UK personal allowance has been frozen at £12,570 since April 2021. That's the bit of your salary you keep before HMRC starts taking 20% off everything above it. In 2021, £12,570 was a reasonable tax-free bracket. Inflation since then has been roughly 25% cumulative, and the price of basically everything you actually spend money on has gone up — energy, rent, food, council tax, fuel. If the personal allowance had simply tracked inflation, it would now be closer to £15,700. Instead, the threshold sits exactly where it did when Sunak set it five years ago, and is locked there until 2030. The cost shows up everywhere except on your payslip. Every shop, every bill, every bit of your monthly budget feels tighter — while the threshold that's supposed to protect the first slice of your wages from tax just sits there at 2021 levels. The official line is that they 'haven't raised taxes.' They haven't needed to. Inflation does the job for them, every single year, until 2030.

Season 25/26 completed. First Team and Reserves highest ever finishes in the clubs history. It’s been an enjoyable season on and off the pitch. Presentation on 23rd May, then a 30 man squad for tour in June 🇵🇹 UTF 🔵⚪️

NOT ONE SINGLE FOOTBALL FAN wants to see players get interviewed at half time. Please stop this noncery @SkySports

The younger generation is cooked with parenting like this

Incredible that this is even a headline in Britain.

I am so fucking tired of this Israel Occupied Government. Turn on the Telly & you'll hear no solutions to rising Bills, Food costs or Cost of living. All you'll get is this relentless, Manufactured bollocks to remove our rights & Criminalise anyone Critical of Israel.

@sharpnessafc We’re losing 4-1 lads congratulations, thoroughly deserved 🤝

@rocks_fc FT 3-0! Just waiting on update from Filton v Frampton

1sts underway against @rocks_fc, another well supported game

Hahah fuck off

Tottenham since signing Peppa Pig

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

Terror threat level raised to severe. The UK borders:

When you see your homie walk out of his JPMorgan performance review.

I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

That's awesome how they fucking kicked him in the head Fuck him

@SholaMos1 They should have blown his head off! He’s stabbing innocent people!! What is wrong with you? Imagine your child was passing him when he was stabbing people? He’s clearly not under control as he’s gripping that knife still! You should be ashamed of yourself posting this opinion!