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@JCarp03470

Seeking truth and knowledge through humor and vulgarity. 🥰💙🥃 I absolutely love America and her freedoms 🇺🇸

United States Katılım Ekim 2024
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
Well, this pretty much sums things up. 💙
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Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
Is there anything more vile than a liberal white woman? Asking for a friend.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@PolitiBunny Well, dumb DEI bitch……. We have the same right to bear arms, can we walk in, pay cash, and walk out with a gun and ammo? Please contemplate this while fucking off.
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JCarp@JCarp03470·
@Notwokenow The federal courts in DC are compromised, this is a very structured betrayal. 🤷‍♂️🖕😉💙
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Ivanka Reese💔
Ivanka Reese💔@IvnjoReese·
One of these beautiful creatures at the shelter. I see her every Wednesday. She's young, mean, noisy and has little chance of an adoption. Possibly abused...acts like it. If I can get her to calm down by reading to her I'm taking her home. Wish me luck over the coming weeks.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@Oceanbreeze473 Poke your finger in the opening! 🤷‍♂️😁🥃
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SweetMarie
SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473·
What’s the most discrete way to tell somebody their fly is open?
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@GuntherEagleman Fucking brilliant!!!! This is how we win!!! Note: the Republican Party is useless!!! 🤷‍♂️🥃💙
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
This is a PHENOMENAL IDEA: "What if President Trump announced that ICE agents were going to be supplementing TSA agents inside all of the airports." The one KICKER that could cause Democrats to bend the knee immediately: "ICE agents are still being paid." This would not only speed up the democrat induced wait times, but it would SURGE deportations and get them with their stuff already packed! I support this.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@Amwysoc Agreed….. name your price, nothing is off the table at the moment! 🤷‍♂️
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Amy 💕
Amy 💕@Amwysoc·
I would do some shady shit for a properly made grilled cheese right now 😩
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@BreannaMorello Yup yup….. when we go out we have to fucking order extra knowing our furry friend is waiting for a doggie bag! 🤷‍♂️😁💙
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Breanna Morello
Breanna Morello@BreannaMorello·
I ordered Uber Eats and had to order extra chips for someone…
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@TiffMoodNukes Yeah…. This feels extremely accurate! 🙈😉💙🥃
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It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸
It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸@TiffMoodNukes·
I can’t believe Pam Bondi is still employed I can’t believe Howard Lutnick isn’t collecting unemployment I can’t believe Patel isn’t Kashing unemployment checks either Hillary isn’t rotting behind bars Neither is Bill Clinton Pelosi isn’t melting behind bars. Neither is Maxine Waters’ wig Ilhan Omar isn’t deported Comey is free Adam Schiff is free Gates is free Fauci is free Obamas are free Strozk is free Lisa Paige is free Why? Because it’s a uniparty of corruption where everyone in the big club is above the law
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@PoliticalStacy STACY!!!!! 🙈 (Sigh) I had pledged to make it through life without ever hearing the phrase “sheep pussy”! Well, I made it 52 years……. Not a bad run. 😉💙🥃
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Stacy is Right
Stacy is Right@PoliticalStacy·
If you are afraid of bacon and you know what sheep pussy feels like... you're more than likely a muslim.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@attackdogX Hmmmm…… i’ll watch this! 🤔😉💙
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Mrs B@attackdogX·
Me trying to get the algorithm’s attention:
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
OMG so true! This really is starting to feel like a snuff film. Dem’s are literally sexually assaulting rep’s on a national stage while telling them the hell that awaits when they steal power back. 😁 but seriously…… who knew the Republicans party was this grossly incompetent?!?!
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Mandy
Mandy@MarindaVannoy1·
The GOP just lets the DNC have their way with them. I DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT.
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JCarp@JCarp03470·
@Stephx2007 I don’t want to be a story topper, but…… My wife asked me to get her blueberry’s from the store. I totally nailed this, right up to the point of putting it in the fridge 🤷‍♂️🙈🥃
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Irish_eyes
Irish_eyes@Stephx2007·
What the actual fuckkkkk I clearly need adult supervison🤣🤣🤣
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Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅
Trump didn’t hire Pam Bondi to warm a chair. She was hired to act on the mandate of the American people. Instead, she’s sitting at her desk like a tranquilized zoo animal…just conscious enough to exist, completely incapable of movement, while the country waits for action that NEVER comes!!!! 🙄
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@SoveyX Can we pause and acknowledge that Sovey is working overtime to Make Asians Sexy Again (MASA). I support this 100 percent, and am a converted member. Cool, right……… (thinking) how do I explain this to my wife? 🤔
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Sovey
Sovey@SoveyX·
Good night internet. Good night moon.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@Nobunny333 I LOVE your page, it’s my judgement free comfort zone! …….. I can be myself and just get a lil wild 😁🥃💙
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Nobunny
Nobunny@Nobunny333·
I’m just a retard, and I post retarded shit. You either like it or you don’t, this place isn’t paying my bills, I’m just here to laugh or blow off steam.
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD

Here’s what I think is the biggest problem with the current 𝕏 algo. Sometimes I don’t want to post a banger. Sometimes I just want to talk to my followers. Share what I’m eating. A small part of my life. My struggles, my wins, my failures. Not everything is supposed to go viral. Sometimes it’s just a random photo of a dog in the street. And I get it, I’m not expecting 10 million views on that. But when you have close to 300k followers and that post barely gets seen, it makes those moments feel pointless. That’s the real issue. It slowly makes you feel like nobody cares about you, only about your performance. Like your own followers don’t even see you unless you deliver something insane. So what do we do? We turn into machines. We perform. We optimize. We chase. We stop sharing… and start producing. And even when you do hit, it doesn’t last anymore. A good post used to live for days. Then it became 48 hours. Then 24. Now I have posts hitting 100k to 200k fast… and dying a few hours later like nothing happened. Everything feels random. Disposable. It makes you feel like you’re not in control anymore. Like you’re just feeding the algo or you disappear. And the crazy part is… it works. When I stopped being “me” and started giving the algo exactly what it wants, I grew faster than most and made more money than almost anyone on 𝕏. But it comes at a cost. It removes the human from the equation. It turns everything into dopamine bait. We’re not connecting anymore… we’re just trying to stop people from scrolling. And I think we need to realize what we’re building. We’re creating something that rewards addiction over authenticity. Something that feeds people quick hits instead of real connection. And the worst part? Even if you build a massive audience that genuinely likes you… it barely matters unless you keep delivering bangers. I'm so tired boss... 😥

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Goldielocks 1776
Goldielocks 1776@GoldieLocks1776·
Charlie Kirk would despise all of you for what you’re doing to, and saying about, his wife and mother of his children. He was a man of God, and that’s what men of God do—they defend their wife and mother of his children. It’s that simple.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@mattgaetz I do….. I also think you’re a bot.
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@mattgaetz Maybe Republicans don’t own electronic devices, because they are oblivious to what is coming. When the “minority” party feels this confident, to openly threaten the “majority”……. You are failing miserably, but, it’s America that will soon pay the price!
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JCarp
JCarp@JCarp03470·
@shelbystardust Please tell me you snuck in some subliminal horror?!?!
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shelbystardust
shelbystardust@shelbystardust·
Day 28 of sharing my art for the people who wish they could quit their job and live in the forest 🌲✨😛🦌
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