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Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

@PerpetualCow At the rate your growing, you’re gonna have all scammers and hackers use your platform. Might be better to do something proactive than reactive.

Wagyu has reached $200M in total swap volume. Thank you to everyone who swapped with us and has been part of the journey.

Lmao

FerrySwap is coming soon! 'FerrySwap is a Monero-first swap interface built on top of Serai, enabling direct cross-chain swaps without centralized bridges or custody.'

I know crypto years are long at the best of times but I swear one month in 2026 has felt like 10 years - I don't know a single investigator who isn't absolutely drained 🫠

Back to cup noodles

1. I know this is @tayvano_ investigation, I posted her tweet. 2. Unless she decided to get a sex change recently, im pretty it’s she. 3. If you were trying to protect her identity like you guys were trying to protect this malicious address “TQVAheuxrYX8zci6r6XMkJ4AB2oXDcarj5” from the public, don’t worry shes pretty open about it. Just look on her twitter. 4. And if you didn’t know the difference between she and he before, heres the difference in Chinese. 她 = She 他 = He.

@JChen00 @Phalcon_xyz @busy8nothing This is Tay ‘s investigation which he is famous of

U.S. prosecutors in EDVA charged #Venezuelan national #JorgeFigueira in an alleged ~$1B money-laundering scheme involving crypto wallets, shell companies, and liquidity providers to convert crypto to dollars. 🟧 Verified in #PhalconCompliance.

Im not proud of it, but nothing motivates me more than being spiteful.

@Phalcon_xyz @busy8nothing Meh

@JChen00 @busy8nothing The document only reveals 4 characters of the address which is 'TQVA'.

@Phalcon_xyz @busy8nothing It literally says sanctioned. Isnt this public information?

@busy8nothing Our expert dedicated manual analysis to identify and verify this address's role in the laundering scheme. This address along with its risk profile, represents proprietary intelligence that's part of our label asset database (400M+ and growing fast).

@zachxbt @pierre_crypt0

@pierre_crypt0 Hilarious people suddenly become onchain insider trading experts and legitimately think it would take place for only $13K profit while risking their career and prison time.

The feed is gonna be filled with Venezuela experts this weekend.

Sometimes I like to blow my noes and look at the snot that comes out and think to myself I did a good job. 👏

@PeckShieldAlert @goldfinch_fi @deltatigernz Abother one haha

#PeckShieldAlert @goldfinch_fi's user deltatiger.eth @deltatigernz has been attacked, resulting in a ~$330K loss. The hacker has deposited 118 $ETH of the stolen funds into #TornadoCash. 🚨Please *Revoke* approvals for this contract immediately: 0x0689aa2234d06ac0d04cdac874331d287afa4b43

@Art0fLife_ “Amen” immediately. Am I doing this right? Asking for a friend

Amen.

So now im sitting here, listening to the birds, breathing in the fresh air, feeling the gentle breeze of the wind, and yea I think its def worth a few bug bites.

My immediate thought was the view is just as nice inside my room. No need to go outside. But then I realized I literally traded me a few inconveniences bug bites for missing out on fresh air and hearing the sound of nature.

I woke this morning with a beautiful lake view outside my hotel. Only problem was that I saw some mosquitoes outside my window.

Oh yeah, you're into computers? Prove it. Build an NVIDIA graphics card out of nothing but sand, used toilet paper, and this weird t-shirt I bought at a thrift store. If you can't you're a POSER and a PHONY

@tayvano_ 🤣🤣🤣

one day they will cite you in very professional reports said no one ever.