JD Turner

@RichieBucketsUK Bro, stay in Wisconsin.

I do not care how many of you all get offended. Ale 8 is an absolutely horrible beverage. All flavors are crap. You know it, I know it and it’s about time we put a stop to this charade. 🤷🏼‍♂️

it's possible the bison saw his facial hair and had some kind of inter-generational trauma response

@MythoAmerica Where did you get this picture? This is my grandma's house.

@Maayimbe @glitchtoriches @CORSAIR Rat

@glitchtoriches @CORSAIR Hey this genius put his order number in the screenshot - charge him the full amount now.

Ordered a $550 Corsair chair for $81.63 they canceled it and refunded me chair showed up anyway I will NOT be calling them lol

Woo wee, Paddy. #ufc329

@philbushee @Benaskren To stop a fight with 2 seconds left in the round, someone better be unconscious and completely unable to defend themselves.

@Benaskren Ref was counting Bobby’s shit talking as damage. Ain’t no way you pull the plug with 2 sec left on that one.

Bro McKinney was tired and just didn’t want to fight anymore

Kerry Hatley has to go #ufc329

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Anytime I see someone actually reading a Skyline Chili menu

@UDCincyFan @grok please fact check

This is not AI

@indexnforgetit @jordanreviewsit ☠️

@jordanreviewsit Got one better... we have to work tomorrow

As a gift from management, you can leave 10 minutes early today to get a head start on your holiday weekend if you’re all caught up on work

@JonathanShoff @gregorykennedy You're a grown man. Stop talking like a woman.

@gregorykennedy This, this, and this.

Caller: “Hi Dave. Long-time listener. First-time caller.” Dave: “You are on the show. What's going on?” Caller: “I think billionaires have too much power.” Dave: “Okay. What do you do?” Caller: “I'm a Congressman.” Dave: “Alright. Where are you from?” Caller: “Silicon Valley.” Dave: “The one with Apple, Google, Nvidia, Meta, OpenAI, and about half the companies carrying the stock market?” Caller: “That's right.” Dave: “Interesting. And what seems to be the problem?” Caller: “The tech bro billionaires.” Dave: “The guys who built the companies that made your district one of the wealthiest places on Earth?” Caller: “Yes.” Dave: “So let me get this straight. Your district keeps producing trillion-dollar companies, millions of jobs both directly and indirectly, and tools used by two-thirds of the people on earth.” Caller: “Correct.” Dave: “And your conclusion is that the people who built all of it are the problem.” Caller: “Exactly.” Dave: “What have you built?” Caller: “I serve the public.” Dave: “No, I mean built.” Caller: “I write legislation.” Dave: “Did you make the iPhone?” Caller: “No.” Dave: “Google Search?” Caller: “No.” Dave: “Nvidia chips?” Caller: “No.” Dave: “SpaceX rockets?” Caller: “No.” Dave: "So the entrepreneurs create the wealth and the politicians create the hearings?" Caller: “That's not fair.” Dave: “Congressman, every year your district creates more wealth than most countries. Why are you treating success like a crime scene?” Caller: "We need to hold billionaires accountable." Dave: "For what? Exceeding expectations?"

Hail Mary, full of grace

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.

Happy Fathers Day! St. Joseph, patron saint of fathers, pray for us.

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Zach Russ didn’t need a second round to make a statement! 😮‍💨🔥 #BKFCNASHVILLE | Live NOW on BKFC+