Andy Howatson

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Andy Howatson

Andy Howatson

@JD_Andy

Thank God I'm an atheist

Warrington Katılım Ekim 2009
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Andy Howatson@JD_Andy·
@spencermorgan93 Clubs not yet in talks? And yet its breaking news!! Its like me saying I plan on marrying Jennifer Aniston, but I haven't started dating her yet
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Paddy Power
Paddy Power@paddypower·
Well, it's never coming home... for another 2 years at least! We've got a few of our bucket hats left to give away. Fancy getting your hands on one? Simply REPOST this post in order to be in with a chance of winning one! 18+ GambleAware | T&Cs in the comments
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Helen Chamberlain@HellsBellsy·
Ive said it quietly 3 times now, but I'm going to have to say it out loud. That Germany kit is really nice.
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Sunday Sport
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport·
He's not even from Manchester. He's from Warrington.
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonOne·
According to a recent report, 70% of humans see small dots.
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No Question About That
No Question About That@nqatpod·
Shove the pearl clutching. It was delightful that Arsenal lost. We’re supposed to have some nationalistic pride for a club … owned by Americans, sponsored by the Emirates, managed by a Spaniard, with seven different nationalities in the starting XI. It’s a global game now. If we want a sportswashing state-owned PR project to beat crap anti-football, with awful cringe fans then so be it.
Daily Mail Sport@MailSport

OLIVER HOLT: Why it was so sad to see English supporters celebrate Arsenal's Champions League final loss - and what it reveals about modern football fans trib.al/ys6VBCI

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Wayne Barton
Wayne Barton@WayneSBarton·
No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.
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Tim Burgess
Tim Burgess@Tim_Burgess·
Retweet for a chance to win! We are giving away 4 Charlatans bucket hats They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday)
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Andy Howatson@JD_Andy·
@SkySportsNews One of stupidest statements ever, United being relegated was the biggest relegation shocker ever, this awful Spurs team wouldn't surprise many people in UK never mind the world.
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Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews·
"There's never been a bigger relegation in the history of English football" 🗣️ Martin Samuel believes it will be the biggest relegation in history if Spurs were to go down this afternoon ⚪️
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband retired early so gets a weekly list of household cleaning jobs. Truth is he's very good at it, much better than me and our old paid cleaner. Chuffed, but I'm not telling him so point out tiny bits he's missed. Got to keep him on his toes and standards mustn't drop.
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PDC Darts
PDC Darts@OfficialPDC·
Q: Where can I watch Finals Night of the German Darts Grand Prix which starts in 10 minutes? A: Click the link below! 👇 📺 bit.ly/PDCTVLive #ET4
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Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews·
BREAKING: Emma Raducanu has withdrawn from next week's Linz Open as she continues to recover full fitness, her team have confirmed 🚨
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I've let my dog sample every one of my bodily excretions. He seems to like ear wax the best. This probably doesn't need stating but I live alone, except for the dog.
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Andy Howatson@JD_Andy·
@RyanR2021 I threw the towel in 21 years ago when the GlazerCunts took over, never bought a ticket or merch since, never regretted it.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
People who rarely get sick, What's your secret
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