Julie

I’ve had a few car insurance companies and the one that sucked the least was @progressive . Shout out to Ron.

@hy_wemmy Exactly why I got one of those toilet bowl lights.😂

Mine is sitting on a toilet and a hidden snake attacks my v@gina but okay.

@misterspears I’m lying- Janet was amazing too.

@misterspears No one even close

Britney Spears at her peak was global domination.

@its_The_Dr Good for them.

What do you think about 65 year old Sean Penn and his 30 year old Girlfriend?

@TheCensoredRock @SpecialOlympics @KamalaHarris It was a different time. Great song.

The elites don’t want you to know this song exists and that it used to be played on the radio

@DailyLoud It’s def commendable but it’s also her job so..

Jennifer Lopez goes viral for her incredible body at age 56 🔥

@TedDanielnews @Goatboy991994 Everyone is living their first life (maybe?) and he’ll have to live with this for his, and hopefully he’ll grow from it. I’m working on trying to be less judgey.

NEW: Massachusetts State Police homicide detective Scott Quigley has been indicted for felony motor vehicle homicide for the 2023 crash that killed Angelo Schettino of Saugus. The State Police concluded Quigley had a medical event that caused him to lose control of his cruiser despite hospital records that show he was one and a half times the legal limit, according to court filings. Suffolk DA Issued this release : State Police Sgt. Scott Quigley indicted for 2023 fatal crash BOSTON, March 26, 2026 –State Police Sgt. Scott Quigley, 41, of Woburn has been indicted on a charge of felony motor vehicle homicide for a 2023 fatal traffic collision in Woburn, Suffolk District Attorney Kevin Hayden announced today. Today’s indictment by a statewide grand jury convened by the Attorney General’s office alleges that Quigley was driving both negligently and under the influence of alcohol on December 12, 2023, when his unmarked State Police vehicle crossed the centerline on Lexington Street at about 5 p.m. and crashed into an oncoming van. The van driver was taking Angelo Schettino, 37, who had developmental challenges and used a wheelchair, back to the Lynn group home where he lived. Schettino was hospitalized and died a month later. A medical examiner concluded that the death was caused by injuries from the collision. The van driver was also injured in the crash. More information will become public at Quigley's arraignment in Middlesex Superior Court on a date to be determined. The matter was referred to Suffolk prosecutors in January 2026 by the Middlesex district attorney's office, because Quigley was a detective assigned to the Middlesex office. Suffolk's own State Police detective unit is investigating the case with cooperation from the State Police administration. Quigley was on injury leave for eight months after the crash. Other aspects of the case and its initial handling by State Police, which resulted in a warning to Quigley for crossing marked lanes, remain under investigation.

@gregkellyusa Kind of like how everyone has a podcast now.

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@_sorrengailll 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 mine is called “new new”

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It’s called “Liked Songs”.

@GeriPerna My dad was a manager at Filene’s Basement In Boston for 30 years. No college degree but learned what he needed through experience with the company. Learning is learning.

When I worked at Macy's back in the 80's, people who worked there raised families on what they made. It was their career. I remember the guy in electronics retired after 30 years, and my boss in the cash office did the same. The guys who worked in the suit department did very well for themselves. Despite that, the store profited greatly every year, and we were given a beautiful Christmas party in appreciation. What changed in this country? When did it become nearly impossible to support oneself at a job that didn't require a degree or technical school?

@SgtPepeDaCop @ThrillaRilla369 I was going to say (NOT bragging but) was never caught 🤦🏼‍♀️

@ThrillaRilla369 I have had too many to count. Luckily I haven't been caught ( yet ).

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@mrmikeMTL Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

name the biggest lie

@PatsOnYaBack I’ve heard this skill is very useful during the zombie apocalypse💅🏻

With everything goin on? prolly in a few months😩

@ronsterd89 Aruba

Where have you visited and have no desire to return? 😂

@KeruboSk Constipation

What’s hands down the worst symptom on the human body? I’d say toothache

@lilsketch Plymouth

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@StephMuse_ I like his college game.

STEPH CURRY’S COLLEGE TAPE IS INSANE

@ronsterd89 Hash browns

What taste better a little burnt??

@litteralyme0 😂

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

@Matt_Pinner Pepe.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.