John Lapham

@GovPressOffice You mean JESSE “MUDDY” WATTERS

“LITTLE GUY” JOE ROGAN IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON, BUT HE WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT ME. HE IS OBSESSED WITH MY “GOOD LOOKS,” JUST LIKE JESSE “SEE YOU IN COURT” WATTERS. A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT THANK YOU! ANYWAY, IF THE “LITTLE GUY” IS READY TO GET OUT OF HIS BOOSTER SEAT AND HAVE ME ON, I WILL EVEN LET HIM HAVE THREE LIFELINES TO PHONE A FRIEND DURING THE SHOW WHEN HE NEEDS HELP. I’LL EVEN STAY SEATED. UNTIL THEN, HE IS WORSE THAN “CHICKEN.” HE IS TOFU! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — Governor GCN

@thelauracoates Hi Laura! I have a question that really hasn’t been addressed maybe you can help. With Strait of Hormuz closed, how are all the ship workers getting food to them if they cannot pass? Legit ? , right?!?

@sanandreafault You delivered nicely in Nevada

Earthquake tomorrow I promise I’m over you bitches

@innoutburger_ I did and McDonald’s won

If you willing eat McDonald’s over In-N-Out, you need to reevaluate your life.

@jacqmelinek @AmericanAir Why would you pay 116 for a middle middle seat but 92 for an aisle????

Airlines are such a scam. > I'm booking an @AmericanAir flight > I get a ticket that includes seat selection > Go to seat page > Only middle seats are free - window or aisle will cost more on top of the charge paid to pick a seat Can't make this up. Just ridiculous.

@GovPressOffice Actually a very nice design and I don’t live in California. Kind of jealous!

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

I heard Kash Patel asked the FBI to turn the sea shells sideways to see if it spelled 666. And to play it backwards to see if Comey had inserted a hidden message. Also, don’t forget the DNA testing.

@kaitlancollins Is Sally a co conspirator? I mean she may have sold the seashells by the seashore

Former DOJ official tells me: "This might be the worst case DOJ has filed in my lifetime."

@MeidasTouch Looks like they are after Sally next, for selling seashells by the seashore

Comey: Well, they're back. This time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year ago. And this won't be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid. And I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go. But it's really important that all of us remember this is not who we are as a country. This is not how the Department of Justice is supposed to be. And the good news is we get closer every day to restoring those values. Keep the faith.

@SusieWiles47 Unless your last name is Trump, all other Americans forgotten about

I’m joining X to share occasional updates about the work we do at the White House. We are relentlessly focusing on advancing President Trump’s agenda and delivering on promises to the American people. I welcome different viewpoints. Follow along for insights and information.

@nicksortor What about that other guy that said 86 46?

BREAKING: An ARREST WARRANT has been issued for James Comey — NOT just a court summons like last time The US Marshals have been ORDERED by a federal judge in North Carolina to take James Comey into CUSTODY COMEY MUGSHOT INCOMING! 🔥

@GeraldoRivera If I were Comey, I’d countersue for malicious prosecution

The Comey Indictment is a bullshit overreaction to a seashell caper. Zero chance of conviction. Silly waste of satire.

@GeraldoRivera Which means every single person that posts 86 47 should be indicted as well. Makes sense to me

@marcuslemonis No

Should companies stop advertising with Jimmy Kimmel ? Yes or No

@4thOfJuly365 Aqua Net

If this picture was a scratch-n-sniff sticker, what do you think it would smell like?

@lucyshow11 1979?

What year do you think this could be? 🤔

@Hot_Pepper76 For All We Know The Carpenters

Name one song you consider flawless. Not easy to choose just one, I know, but I would love to hear yours.

@ThrillaRilla369 Let’s Go

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@cnnbrk That 500 million can be used to bail a failing airline, but not for yours and mine healthcare.

Spirit Airlines is close to getting a $500 million bailout from the federal government, according to a source familiar with the negotiations. cnn.it/4mN315J

@AdamKinzinger @IngrahamAngle Poor Bucky… she ain’t dancing now

Just gonna post this here. As today progresses, feel free to check back on it. @IngrahamAngle