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@MrJerryOC Get in line Jer,

Mom's dig me.

@JoshEakle Just let us know the plays as well and all is forgiven

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks. Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.

@TBob53 Crushing it

Only Dad at the Girl Scout American Girl Doll Brunch The avocado toast is divine

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

@CollinRugg @zerohedge lol

NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings. Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse. The Waymos didn't know what to do and clogged the entire street. "We have small animals and pets, got kids getting on the bus in the morning, and it just doesn’t feel safe to have that traffic," one resident said. The residents say Waymo has not given them a response yet.

@Polymarket Good thing I lost 3 inches

JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

@BleacherReport The couch

LeBron & AD reunion? Landing spots here 👀 bleacherreport.com/articles/25419…

@Polymarket Congrats @romanpolanski

JUST IN: Poland’s capital, Warsaw, registers its first same-sex marriage.

@Breaking911 Congrats pedos, your safe again

The Dow Jones Industrial Average has crossed above 50,000, shrugging off a renewed bout of inflation and an apparent impasse in negotiations over the Iran war. -ABC

the downfall of civilization happened when white guys stopped making music like this and started recording podcasts instead

@Polymarket You could literally do this at any Mexican all inclusive resort

JUST IN: More than 1,000 passengers are being held aboard a cruise ship in France after a gastrointestinal illness outbreak.

@CurtKemper @Breaking911 @FlyFrontier And his family will get at least $20 million in a wrongful death.

@Breaking911 @FlyFrontier should sue the judges that let him out. That's over $20 million in damage to the aircraft alone. Make them accountable for their actions.

Michael Mott, a 41-year-old with 20 prior arrests including attempted murder, was identified as the man who walked in front of a Frontier plane in a near-disaster at an airport shortly after a recent arrest.

@DeerBasedGod Put him back on the cruise ship

ATL Airport Bojangles got me Jomangled

Grady Health is in Atlanta, GA

@ABC7Chicago Why the photo again? Grady is in Atlanta fam

The Illinois Department of Public Health is investigating a potential hantavirus case in an Illinois resident in Winnebago County, not linked to an outbreak on a cruise ship, the agency said Tuesday. abc7chicago.com/post/is-hantav…

@BayAreaTrev @KFCBarstool This a San Francisco hug, find a new slant

Bro 💀

@NikkiNic9384 @QuincyAvery Integrity of journalism has been extinct for nearly 20 years

@QuincyAvery Doesn’t matter. It’s still a professional conflict of interest. For those of us that work in the industry we don’t really care about their personal marriage arrangements. We care about the integrity of journalism

Anybody ever thought they were both just in open relationships.

Hantavirus patient in critical condition after doctors dismissed symptoms as 'anxiety' trib.al/881aKCc

This is next level recruiting, superhumans by week zero @_willcompton @Huskers respect 🫡

Happy Mother's Day Pats Nation 💗💐