Johnny Fivecents

@Cubs really? cant post anything about possible start time??

hi from our guys 👋

@dgoold any word on new possible new start time?

Lightning streaking the skies here at Wrigley. #stlcards #Cubs

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist

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@CardinalSTLMuse they have same record at this point as last season, but definitely a LOT more optimism - team is fun to watch again

Cardinals this morning have a 47.4% chance to make the playoffs🫣

@TalkinBaseball_ wouldnt MLB need to create a rule (clearly define) what a check swing is and isnt before instituting something like this?

Here’s a look at the check swing challenge system that has made its way to Triple-A

@Super70sSports “Rangers didnt record a hit in the loss” should be the headline

Combined no-hitters are just 0-hit shutouts to me. I can’t get up for it.

@MLB @astros Rangers didnt record a hit—-combined no-hitter? as chris carter would say “c’mon man!”

Alimber Santa completes the combined no-hitter for the @Astros! This is the 18th no-hitter thrown in Astros franchise history!

@m_millsey cards fan here and i too agree it was a terrible call

I was there. Second-worst call I’ve ever seen. Inexcusable.

@Mike_kim714 110

Hint:

Whoever guesses my courtesy car number first gets tickets to the @Cadillac championship or if you can’t come this one, the closest tournament to you

@WaddleandSilvy bar crawl was called TBOX - twelve Bars of Christmas

@Mike_kim714 would love to intimidate my playing partners with those covers. Only to slice my drive into the woods

@The_Ryan_Shull @BirdsOnTheBat13 no way he sees another strike today

MLB LEADER IN HOME RUNS

@TheeRickAnkiel @MLB your pitching/hitting /fielding abilities clearly influenced a 6 yr old Japanese boy who would later grow up to be one on the best to play the game 😀

Watching my first @MLB victory brings back so many great memories!

@ChipotleTweets so basically @ChipolteTweets “higher menu prices” translates to “we’re really not offering “free delivery” as we’re really burying the delivery fees within your order. #nationalburritoday

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szns change but ur burrito order stays the same🌯run don’t walk to get $0 delivery fee* with code DELIVER for national burrito day🏃

@StefanCaray @Cardinals theyre not going to win many games this season, but love how theyre scratching and clawing when down.. long season, but just my opening weekend take

It was a fun weekend of games to start a new season for the @Cardinals in St. Louis. They take the series but fall 11-7 in the finale. What are your initial thoughts after Opening Weekend?

@LasVegasTodd @Turbinetraveler i asked @united the same question when they made the announcement—-still waiting for an answer

@Turbinetraveler What happens if the people in the row in front of you recline while you are laying down? Looks like they could crush you.

Here are the actual images of United's "Relax Row," taken by a Redditor. 📸: u/CommanderDawn

@united how does it work if the row in front reclines?

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@davidclowery I work in SV…you definitely made the right decision

“Mom, how did we get so poor?” “Well your dad graduated in Mathematics from University of California, but instead of going to work in Silicon Valley like his classmates he went on tour with Camper Van Beethoven.”

@IlliniJen they better hurry up…the next METRA train to naperville leaves in 30 mins

Would it even be St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago without a drunken alley brawl?

@BarstoolBigCat Thanos took out Ozzy & Drew

Trapilo injury and Dalman retirement just flipped a massive strength into another area that needs to be addressed in the draft/FA. Fuck fuck fuck.