Jordan Guthmann

Matt Turner be slower please

WESTON MCKENNIE YOU BEAUTY

@MikeIsaac I've recently started going to Taco Bell for my Friday lunches as a way to break up the monotony of WFH and it still rules.

(Taco) Bell Labs > Silicon Valley

@ManagerTactical Thought it was his best game coming back. Still not 100% there, but better.

No one prayed.

Pulisic 🇺🇸 starts vs Inter in the Milan Derby! Pray for Inter 🙏🏽

@EdLudlow @ChelseaFC "Lads...it's Wrexham."

Wrexham away. What a weekend @ChelseaFC

@CBSSportsGolazo "fans has been"

Loudest case yet that it's easier to blame mismanagement of staffing and biz ops on AI in 2026 than it is to say what's really happening.

@Captain2Phones Samsung BLACKLIST THIS MAN

Unfortunately, Samsung still refuses to add magnets to its phones. Two years after the Qi2 spec was finalized (and six months after Google added PixelSnap to its own phones) you still can't charge a Galaxy on MagSafe, or use any other stick-on accessories like wallets, without adding a case. Samsung says this is because "98% of customers" put a case on their phones. Maybe so, but Google found a way to cater to we 2-percenters, and it would be nice if the biggest Android OEM followed suit.

Hands-down the most interesting feature of the S26 Ultra: the new Privacy Display. Samsung spent five years developing a screen that could do the same job as the stick-on privacy protectors that prevent "shoulder surfing" ... but this one can be toggled on and off at will. Even more impressive (to me): the effect can be confined to specific areas of the screen, like notification bubbles, and even limited to specific apps. Will be fun to watch this evolve over time.

@consequence The ETID core getting rid of a lead singer??? Weird.

The supergroup Better Lovers are parting ways with singer Greg Puciato, explaining that they “are moving in another direction.” consequence.net/2026/02/better…

@MenInBlazers Chaldea?

@jenksps Noooooo take my kids back PLZ

Due to some hazardous neighborhood streets and bus stop locations, JPS will be closed Wednesday, 2/28. All Community Ed. programs & activities/athletic events scheduled for 2/28 are canceled. More details: jenksps.org/article/2650888

@tyson_jominy Get it to count Robert Sanchez goals given up that a normal keeper could have saved

Premier League is using Copilot to count corner kicks and fouls for us because no human could do it

@ManagerTactical He definitely snapped his forearm.

Ricardo Pepi scores for PSV and gets injured in the process. It looks like a shoulder or elbow injury, it’s not good but it didn’t seem too bad.

Pulisic thriving. Baker Mayfield sucking. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

@ManagerTactical Scoring for Sweeney

Good morning ☕️ America 🇺🇸 Pulisic woke up early to give Milan the lead vs Verona. 10th goal of the season.

@MikeIsaac We need both a SOTB and a sound sample ASAP.

pedal secured

dudes rock moment buying a pedal off a guy on fb marketplace

@saradietschy They also have some insane frame rate matching issues on their Chromecast with Google TV hardware that’s been known but never fixed. It’s unwatchable.

FYI Safari is the only browser that streams 1080 on disney plus (i was on chrome looked so so bad)

Disney Plus is garbage for so many reasons lol Looks AWFUL on a computer

@JMToWin These are the takes we used to get for free and in-person

You know your coach is conservative when Troy Aikman thinks you should be more aggressive.

@bdsams Football only brings pain. Not even sure why I watch.

L

Bengals thread, I am ready to hurt again.

@jyarbrough Just be grateful you got to see your hero, Donald Trump, in his plane.

@JGuthmann I watches zero seconds of that

Anyone know what plane this is leaving NYC with several jets escorting it?