Jack Handey

571 posts

Jack Handey

Jack Handey

@JHandey

Katılım Haziran 2019
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Helen Halbrook
Helen Halbrook@HelenMother·
@TimRunsHisMouth Is this worse than Trump saying he is glad Robert Muller died? Quit clutching your pearls unless you apply it to stupid presidents as well.
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO announces “we’ve achieved AGI”
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@rydrslydr715 @Lap68Man @Rothmus Sorry but you're just wrong here bud. There is inherent risk in life. It's all a math equation to all of us, personally and in business. It all ends up be a statistics problem. We all place a monetary value on human life, knowingly, or unknowingly.
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vegeta
vegeta@rydrslydr715·
@Lap68Man @Rothmus Yes and no, if a car has a flaw that can cause a risk of it literally exploding the proper measures should be put in place to curb that flaw. I agree that cars can’t be 100 fail proof all the time but there can be measures put in place to make sure they are safer.
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@aibytekat Im a FAANG manager. Don't do this. Nothing pisses me off more than people messaging me on LinkedIn about a job posting.
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Katyayani Shukla
Katyayani Shukla@aibytekat·
1. The Trojan Horse Message Situation: You are blasting your resume into the company portal black hole and getting auto-rejected by software. You feel like your experience is completely invisible. System: Bypass the recruiter entirely. Find the Engineering Manager for that specific product pod on LinkedIn. Send a direct 2-sentence DM highlighting a specific bottleneck their team likely faces and how your recent project solves it. Why it works: Recruiters are strictly filtering for keyword matches on a screen. Engineering Managers are actually drowning in technical debt and need problem solvers. Speak directly to the person who feels the pain.
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Katyayani Shukla
Katyayani Shukla@aibytekat·
Told a FAANG Hiring Manager I couldn't land interviews without sending 500 applications a month. She laughed. Made me use her application strategy. 5 interviews in 10 days. "You're not intolerant to the job market. You're intolerant to how you position your value," she said. Here are 18 systems she used differently:
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Larry Diffey
Larry Diffey@GrizzledTexan·
@DaddyWarpig I wouldn't do that even if I unloaded it and checked the chamber myself.
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Daddy Warpig
Daddy Warpig@DaddyWarpig·
"He thought the safety was on." It wasn't. Don't do this, either.
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@mustyoshi @Maxthecat5905 There are almost zero homeless people who have the social skills to care for themselves let alone a home. They would just destroy them within a week.
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Bradley
Bradley@mustyoshi·
@Maxthecat5905 A greyhound bus can move him to a place with vacant housing though
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Amor Avhad
Amor Avhad@glass_it·
@GuntherEagleman It's called being diplomatic and not picking sides as a journalist. Something our politicians forgot how to do. Journalism requires reporting the who, what, when, where and why. If you don't like that, change the channel.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 JUST IN: Americans are raising MAJOR RED FLAGS over how CNN somehow scored FULL ACCESS to “investigate” Iran’s underground missile cities.
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Cephii
Cephii@Cephii1·
@TruthFairy131 Not really. It is normal to notify organ donation when a person is at standard criteria. It doesn’t mean anyone is going to proceed or “rush it”. You might perceive that is what is happening, but doesn’t mean it is.
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Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏
Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏@TruthFairy131·
They had already allocated his organs. In 2015, Texas father George Pickering II refused to accept doctors’ declaration that his son was brain dead following a massive stroke. When hospital staff began withdrawing life support & had already contacted organ donation services. Pickering took a stand & barricaded himself inside the hospital room with a gun triggering a tense three-hour SWAT standoff. During negotiations, Pickering repeatedly insisted his son was still alive. Then came a moment that changed everything: on command, his son squeezed his hand, proving he was still responsive. Pickering eventually surrendered peacefully and spent nearly a year in jail for his actions. Against all expectations, his son survived and went on to recover. Why did he spend time in jail when he was just defending his son’s life. When you are an organ donor, they try to take you off life support pretty quickly.
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VeritechAce
VeritechAce@VeritechAce·
Definitely not self-defense. There is a principle about proportional force relative to the threat. A guy throwing a punch does not equal defending yourself with a gun. However, if Bruce Lee came at you with his fists, that would equal defending yourself with a gun. Of course, if Bruce Lee came at you with his fists, you'd be knocked out before you even saw it coming.
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💞@LowkeyEnergy_·
How can you take a life that easy without even thinking about it 😭😭😭
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@RealPostFolder The people who are replying about night sweats need to improve their health and go see a doctor. Night sweats are often a sign of a severe health issue.
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Tirah Att
Tirah Att@TirahAtt·
@Dirt_Dukus @BillAckman Why? My point was that the initial post was not the full story, & Ackman, with his huge platform shouldn't repost things w/o checking them out. The death is being investigated & if it is determined the punch was a factor in the death, the police can arrest the perpetrator.
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@TristanBeMe101 It's sad but this is what leftists have driven people to. Liberals call people nazi for every single little thing. And now you're surprised when they say "ok, well I guess we are Nazi's then."
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Egotistical
Egotistical@TristanBeMe101·
Now people are saying Hitler was a good guy in the replies like shut the fuck up just shut the fuck up HE FUCKING COMMITTED GENOCIDE THATS NOT A GOOD THING...
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Jack Handey
Jack Handey@JHandey·
@FrocksAFloat @catturd2 People from the UK literally do not understand the concept of free speech. You are the last people on the planet that should be speaking on that issue.
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
BREAKING - US based TikToker Ethan Levins is under fire for giving Iran coordinates to strike US Patriot defense systems in Israel. You can disagree with Israel all you want, but anyone willing to help an enemy strike American targets based in another country is a traitor.
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Karlo Coleman
Karlo Coleman@KarlColemanIL·
@CorbinSmithNFL Corbin, I’m always defending you but this is a bad take. Flat taxes are regressive & disproportionately effect low/middle income earners. A progressive tax system is not only a necessity, but fair. If you reap more benefits from the system, you should pay more into the system.
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Corbin K. Smith
Corbin K. Smith@CorbinSmithNFL·
I have a really dumb question: Why can't we just have a flat tax rate for every person? And get rid of the stupid deductions, etc? Just have everyone pay the same rate in the U.S.? It would save us from so many damn problems. And all these idiotic arguments.
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