Josh Dyson

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@NUFCTheMag @JJDyson thoughts and prayers.

Norwich City fans now living in fear as Steve Bruce tipped to fill managerial vacancy #nufc themag.co.uk/2022/12/norwic…

@pauldyson Which desk did it appear on? 😉

A generously and anonymously donated sign appeared on my desk this morning!

@BBCr4today consistently trailing Liz Truss is the first female foreign secretary this morning. This must come as a surprise to Margaret Beckett who became the first female foreign secretary 15 years ago.

@GaryAndersonF1 I quite agree. However the sporting regulations have it very clear in black and white. I wonder when it came in? Also slightly surprised to see it snuck in the overall cap is now 3 hours instead of 4

This lap count thing is very strange. Never ever heard of a lap reduction for delayed starts! I think the FIA have made a farce out of their own race-procedure regulations

@SMitchellF1 I think there’s obvious times when an exception could be given. Say Max’s engine block with a crack in it, could easily be confirmed by a scrutineer. As for getting an advantage, as the penalty for an extra PU is a grid drop surely they’ll have suffered worse with a DNF?

The part I find the least fair on innocent teams/drivers is the engine issue. But I don't know the solution that covers making sure stated engine damage is real, stopping drivers getting an advantage for future races with a 'free' PU change, and keeping development costs down.

I completely understand the frustration of having costs to cover (under a budget cap) and likely grid penalties because of accidents that aren't your fault. But isn't that just part of racing? And if you engineer exemptions, that can create its own mess: the-race.com/formula-1/red-…

@wearetherace I think when the stewards have applied a penalty to someone else there’s a clear criteria for when PU penalties shouldn’t apply

Goes without saying, this is very much a hypothetical situation in a world where collisions are 100% one person's fault. In reality that obviously isn't all that common.

Here's a question with relation to the Leclerc news... ...should #F1 drivers have to take grid penalties for new engines if one is damaged in a crash that wasn't that driver's fault? 📰 the-race.com/formula-1/lecl…

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A lesson in how to run a football club.

@pauldyson @johnsnolan @peter_marks @dkl64 And I had thought/hoped this would be related to agile in non software fields…

Nostalgia with @jjdyson. Remembering late ‘98/early ‘99 in Archway with the #connextra founders. I remember: intense conversations with @johnsnolan and @peter_marks re: XP. He remembers: superlative beigels* provided by @dkl64. Either way: happy times *@jjdyson was 7 at the time

@wearetherace @vkhorounzhiy I think this is actually good for F1’s medium term. In say 2/3 years we have the tantalising prospect of Max at RBR, George at Merc, Charles at Ferrari and Lando at MCN all fighting eachother at the sharp end potentially for a decade. It could well become F1s greatest era

Most of #F1's young stars now have long-term commitments to their current teams, but should the likes of Norris and Leclerc have hedged their bets for longer? @vkhorounzhiy argues they should've been "calling Wolff and Horner until their phones crumble": the-race.com/formula-1/risi…

Without even kicking a ball. We’ve been that good this season #OTBC

@sjberwick 7-0?

@johnsnolan Don’t you have access to some imaging satellite you could manoeuvre overhead so we can have some live pictures?

Still stuck. It’s fascinating figuring out what the latest attempt is. Right now: 2 push, 2 pull, the stern? Whilst little digger keeps shovelling away, obvs

@johnsnolan @pauldyson I assume a buffer zone around the Scottish and Welsh boarders. So yes!

@JJDyson So is the 1% difference going to be the bit of Northumberland @pauldyson lives in?

When you say “UK” you mean England by the list of places it will be rolled out. I do wish journalists would be more accurate about this. It’s important bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

@pauldyson @johnsnolan @StarlinkPage Saw some reviews of it in Canada. 140mb & 40ms ping. That’s better than I can get with a wire. Despite living in something resembling civilisation…

@johnsnolan @JJDyson @StarlinkPage Waiting to see how this works out ^^

@pauldyson @johnsnolan @StarlinkPage?

@johnsnolan Yeah, but Northumberland's on the list so: Happy Days! (99% sure they mean the bit near Newcastle, little chance it will come all the way out here).

@sjberwick @NorwichCityFC Hmmm, 7 wins from 10. Certainly doable

WE FIND A WAY! 💪

@pauldyson @johnsnolan @sjberwick @SpencerTunick @HullFerens Just realised where that is! I had a hand in closing the road a year later to inspire kids into engineering. Shows how diverse and forward thinking Hull is!

@johnsnolan @sjberwick @SpencerTunick This is a photo of the picture hanging in the @HullFerens gallery. Quite an odd experience to be confronted with an image of your naked self on a 12ft x 6ft canvas I can tell you!

Fond memories of this particular Hull junction: Stood, naked, painted blue, with ~3000 others. The wind blows in from the Humber. An "ooooh" ripples through the crowd as the icy blast hits us right in the nethers. #SeaOfHull with @SpencerTunick