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The Radiation Room ☢ Katılım Kasım 2012
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April Fools' Day is the holiday of my people.
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Not Today Eric
Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Phones should have airbags for when you drop them on your face.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
You live most of your life in your head. Make it a penthouse, not a prison.
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🌱Rhydon 🍄
🌱Rhydon 🍄@DJ_MammothMusic·
P wild how you open one bag of cheese & instantly summon every pet within a household.
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Manassas Krick
Manassas Krick@ManassholeKrick·
I do make passes with girls that wear glasses. Also do trust a big butt and a smile I take chances
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Late to the party Laura
Late to the party Laura@ericamorecambe·
Stop trying to make me decide whether I’m interested in this notification or not.
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Marissa 🪶🌿🪻
Marissa 🪶🌿🪻@michimama75·
Its illegal to do yard work without some sort of alcoholic beverage, I reason with myself at 12:30 on a Monday.
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_Cabo·
Look I'm not saying you spend too much online shopping, I'm saying its not normal for a house to have a "shipping and receiving" area.
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Cabo 🍳🇺🇸
Cabo 🍳🇺🇸@Shot_Of_Cabo·
The poorest carpenter blames his wood.
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
I don’t care what my husband says, hitting the wrong button on the remote is indeed a “desperate situation.”
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Marcmywords
Marcmywords@Marcmywords2·
This is America, dammit, and I will die defending your right to make a complete ass of yourself, as often as you like.
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jan@JJSummertime·
I'm gonna name my next puppy Password123.
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
Back in the 70s once you hit the age of 10, your parents basically considered you an adult.
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AbbyDabbyDuh
AbbyDabbyDuh@DearAuntAbby·
To the dog park, or just a park with my dog? That is the question.
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Late to the party Laura
Late to the party Laura@ericamorecambe·
I managed the perfect smile yet could be grimacing from the sun being in my eyes yesterday, when passing our neighbour that only acknowledges us 20% of the time. Like to cover all angles.
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Darla
Darla@ddsmidt·
The vultures are back and I love them. They’re fascinating, underappreciated creatures.
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Bad Mikey
Bad Mikey@BadMikeyBad·
The mutual block makes us social media official
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