Stark

@grbarrie lol…wee

First fire of the fall season. It’ll be nice and toasty in here later this evening when I sit with a wee whisky.

@grbarrie I would drive that in a heartbeat

All you need is proof of insurance, quiet riot cassette and a mullet.

@grbarrie I’m not a fan of those fluorescents either

I’m condemning my shed

@DaneCook Don’t call me, I’ll call you

What’s the best quote your dad has ever said?

@grbarrie Back and forth between the coffee pot and the bathroom gotta count for some distance

Jeez, why didn’t I go the extra .8km on the 🚲 this morning?

@grbarrie She was a beauty here too

Red sky at night something something something

I bet when Wayne Gretzky is drivin on Wayne Gretzky Drive he's like Fuck this shit I'm goin down the middle this is my goddamn street.

Hoping my 5yo has made a batch of hand sanitizer

@hargy15 Marchment and he just got dusted in a fight

@JJSuperkid Is that Jyrki Lumme?

Came downstairs to find my 3yo boy playing NHL ‘04 on the PS2 and he’s got Toronto wearing the St. Pats jerseys and I’m having a proud Dad moment

Canada's public health officer says the time to act on COVID-19 is now. Dr. Theresa Tam is urging all Canadians to follow control measures that can greatly slow the spread of the novel coronavirus and help prevent large spikes in COVID-19 cases, known as flattening the curve.

@Dewmanchew69 Why? Just by sandpaper instead

How long before #fucktards are out stealing all the #asswipe from the restaurants and gas stations

So cold and windy even the mannequins in the lingerie store window are bundled up #stillsexy

@Dean_Murdoch Black Spot

Your porn name is the colour of the gonch you're wearin' right now and the first pet you had. "Ladies, put your hands together for BLACK COBRA!!!"

HAPPY THANKSGIVEN’R CANADA!

@grbarrie You could say that

@JJSuperkid Uh oh, are you getting 40 cents less?

The distance between a person you ain't seen in ten years and a good buddy is two beers.

I’m a ‘turn the muffin upside down and eat the stump first’ kinda guy

Mood 🤟🏻

Game 7 Tips : -don't fire up the BBQ indoors -hide some overtime beers in the crisper -keep some tissues handy for your weepy buddy -keep some zipties handy if the Party Hammer shows up -Remember it's just a game, don't destroy the TV until it's over