Jordan (parody)
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Jordan (parody)
@JLHenkel
Parody of the real Jordan, who is incredibly handsome and cool.
Milwaukee, WI Katılım Haziran 2010
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Trump: The increase in fuel price is a small price to pay
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@MasterBJones But who is buying? Where's the liquidity coming from?
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Another day where it&s impossible for the market to go down.
There's just no sign of selling.
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@PhilMickelson You're not a very good Lefty. The Green New Deal would have provided true energy independence at a fraction of the monetary and environmental cost.
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No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.
Rob Bonta@AGRobBonta
We’re filing a motion for a preliminary injunction in an effort to block the Trump Administration from unlawfully greenlighting the restart of two CA onshore oil pipelines that are subject to State regulation and oversight. Unfortunately, California has seen first-hand the devastating environmental and public health impacts of coastal oil spills, yet the Trump Administration will stop at nothing to evade state regulation, which protects against these very disasters.
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The Democrats running for Governor must have failed their math classes. The “high speed rail” boondoggle in California already cost the state taxpayers billions of dollars. The mess there shows that I saved the hard-working taxpayers in Wisconsin from a scam that would have cost us billions and taken funds away from fixing our roads.
Journal Sentinel@journalsentinel
Amtrak debate could return to Wisconsin in this year's governor's race jsonline.com/story/news/pol…
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Sun Praire should sanction the teachers who did not show up for school.
Tom Tiffany@TomTiffanyWI
🚨Sun Prairie Area School District and Madison Metropolitan School District canceled school tomorrow so teachers can protest deportations. Sun Prairie gave parents less than 24 hours’ notice. In both districts, fewer than 50% of students are proficient in reading.
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@FBIDirectorKash I thought DHS was broke and couldn't do anything because they're so broke
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Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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@karolineleavitt She is neither of those things in the 21st century, even.
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Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.
FLOTUS Report@MELANIAJTRUMP
🤍 MELANIA 🤍
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@IngrahamAngle Better than whining about a joke Kimmel made 6 days ago
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Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.
The White House@WhiteHouse
TWO KINGS. 👑
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Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.
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What do Dems have planned if they win the Midterm Elections? Lower your taxes? Make America safer? Energy security?
No, none of that.
They will wage "maximum warfare" on Republicans & impeach President Trump on DAY ONE.
This is not an election to "sit out."
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@WhiteHouse Is he shouting to an aide about his diaper being full?
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LOCKED IN MODE: ACTIVATED 🇺🇸🔥
It’s Monday. No excuses. Just wins. 🦅
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Q: Why aren't people feeling better about the economy?
Treasury Secretary Bessent: Well, in their heart of hearts they feel good
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Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.
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JD Vance: Iran said, 'We refuse to give up the right to enrichment.' And I thought to myself, you know what, my wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane. Because she and I have an agreement that she's not going to do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Hungary, please stand with one of America's most notorious coke heads
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To our friends in Hungary, we hope you will vote for independent thinking and for someone who stands for Hungary First. We hope you will vote for my father’s friend and ally. One leader in Europe has a direct line to the White House, I hope you will support Viktor Orban! #Hungary
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@RepLuna There's a high ranking official in the White House much more deserving
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I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.
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I officially RECOGNIZE the NEW INDEPENDENT NATION of ALBERTA and its separation from the People’s Republic Of Canada and the socialist morons in Ottawa.
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@RepFine Diversity is an American value, so I suppose you can see yourself out.
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Foreigners should not be able to serve in Congress. That’s why I’ve introduced the Disqualifying Dual Loyalty Act.
If you’re a citizen of another country, you shouldn’t serve this one.
Get out.
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The SAVE America Act is about proof of citizenship to register to vote and using a Photo ID when you do so.
Why are Chuck Schumer and Democrats AGAINST this common sense measure?
Because they want illegal aliens to vote in our elections.
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