JLHumor
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JLHumor
@JLHumor
I make scuffed memes and mildly entertaining content | Fishtank
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🔥🚨JUST IN: China just revealed the world’s first fully functionally production ready mecha suit that is able to punch through brick walls that looks like it came straight out of a Hollywood film. The Unitree GD01 Starts at $574,000.
Designed and classified as a civilian vehicle, the GD01 weighs approximately 500 kilograms. The machine operates in bipedal mode, can punch through brick walls, and autonomously reconfigures into a quadruped form.
Unitree founder Wang Xingxing personally piloted the GD01 in the official launch demonstration.
Unitree is actively pursuing a public listing on China's STAR Market, with full year 2025 revenue reaching 1.7 billion yuan, a 335 percent increase year on year.
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@JudineMartinsen @DrClownPhD They're putting her in the movie, I'm sure it will be in some ridiculous and completely unbelievable role.
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@DrClownPhD AI has not matured enough to help make this believable by any long stretch of imagination.
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Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.
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@JLHumor @cedar_yote Hey, whoever fucked your mum was into cows I guess.
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@lazyjedi84 @CollinRugg Liberal Judges and DA's are always making sure career criminals get back on the streets to continue making the lives of everyone else as dangerous as possible. Its like they're intentionally trying to create as much chaos as possible.
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@CollinRugg You guys are such incredible evil fucks. Blaming this on politics is wild. You people are truly enemies.
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NEW: The man who walked in front of a Frontier plane, which nearly ended in catastrophe for the passengers, had 20 previous arrests, including for attempted murder.
41-year-old Michael Mott's most recent arrest was just one month before he trespassed at the airport.
In 2005, Mott was arrested for attempted murder with a gun. He later pleaded down to second-degree assault and was sentenced to just 6 years in prison.
He was also charged with felony assault using a weapon during his time in prison.
When he got out of prison, he continued to commit crimes, including felony assault on a peace officer and domestic violence, along with other crimes, according to the New York Post.
Liberalism is a plague on our country. Thanks to a "compassionate" justice system, this guy almost killed everyone on board this plane.
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@LoneRasta143 @CollinRugg Liberal judges and DA's are always make it their lifes mission to make sure career criminals spend as little time as possible in prison to make sure they can get back on the streets to continue creating chaos.
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@CollinRugg How are you blaming liberalism? As if red states are not the top offenders of crime...
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@RealLucarioTV @Asmongold @Cloudmoding With how small the trans community is, we should never hear about this, yet we now have stories like this and them shooting up schools. Pretty neat.
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@Asmongold @Cloudmoding I am willing to bet you cant name 9 more instances of something like this without having to Google it. Main point being its really not common enough to be concerned about.
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As a man who went through dating apps for a year and a half before finding the one and getting married, here is my point of view from experience - Guys will often fuck down because it's so easy. This possibly skews womens point of view on where they are as far as looks matching. Women on dating apps would rather fuck men out of their league who would never date them then settle for being in a relationship with their looksmatch.
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@JLHumor @Jason6842369881 First time. worried they would dmca me pre-payout so I greased the wheel 🤷🏾♂️
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btw never wasted a single second watching Fishtank that I wasn't paid for (unlike you retards) #learn2clip
ReactOverly@reactsimply
didnt edit a thing. just clicked record and upload. made more than every editor (and most fish) which is why they were always pressed
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americans voting against their own healthcare for the 14th season in a row
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Republicans surge past Democrats in Senate midterm odds, projected to remain in power.
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@reactsimply @Jason6842369881 Damn, all while calling other people retarded.
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@Jason6842369881 I literally put in like $5k of TTS in season 2 alone
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@NNeidballa @SULASOUTH @Tommyb8t @FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs There's videos of Netenyahu going back since he came into power talking about how any day now Iran is seconds away from having nuclear weapons and we have to stop them and it's clear as day who Trump works for.
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@JLHumor @SULASOUTH @Tommyb8t @FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs And what exactly would this war be about Israel for no this stands all the way back to 1979 and all the military they’ve been murdered by Iran maybe do a little research
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Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”
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@MrMAGAMichael @DefiantLs It's almost like they're trying to get it to spread. They let people off the ship go home even though it has a possible 6 week incubation period and they're all spread around the US.
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@DefiantLs Is this staying in the news cuz it's news or to scare us into another pandemic issue?
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WHO's Tedros says that he expects more cases of Hantavirus due to the gap between the first case and when the virus was identified
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@SULASOUTH @Tommyb8t @NNeidballa @FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs What does me explaining this old hags shitty joke have to do with me serving? I'm not dying for Israel.
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@Tommyb8t @JLHumor @NNeidballa @FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs My reading and comprehension is fine. I asked a simple question that you obviously got butt hurt about.
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@Jonzellapdav @sunQ_osrs @ScottPresler The only reason it's not classified as mental illness anymore is because they realized how much money they could make off of it. More like Gender Affirming Cash Cow.
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@JLHumor @sunQ_osrs @ScottPresler You don't know what that word means and I hope you step on a shard of glass or a needle sometime today loser
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🚨Transgender Schizophrenic Utahn Murdered Parents Because Mom Interfered With Genital Surgery🚨
Mia Bailey — born as Collin Troy Bailey (biological male) — shot both of his parents in the head.
Mia (Collin) said that he was scheduled to have his gender reassignment surgery, but claims that his mother put a stop to it.
In the coldest statement ever, Mia (Collin) said, “She (Mia’s mother) can’t say sorry to save her life, apparently.”
“I had one thing going on & she (Mia’s mother) took it away from me.”
“She was a target because she betrayed me.”
Mia (Collin) plead guilty to 2 counts of aggravated murder & aggravated assault
& was sentenced to 50 years in prison.
📍St. George, Utah
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@TheCrownJeans @ScottPresler If they get prison in a blue state they will probably get their transition paid for by the tax payer.
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@ScottPresler A men's prison or a women's prison? Are they going to force incarcerated women to have to be locked into cells with this murderous male?
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@ScottPresler So the parents violated Her bodily-autonomy by not letting Her get surgery, and all of a sudden she's the bad Guy?
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@bitkunin @DefiantLs If you're looking for common sense and reason for why a leftist is doing something, you're not going to find it
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@DefiantLs Old video but it's the truck driver who's being fucked here mostly.... And he's working his ass off to support his family. Now he's stuck with repairs and needs to deliver load on time...
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Just when you thought they couldn't get more insufferable, they did.
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@beatrixkid1994 Being that left-wing people have gone full retard, I don't blame him.
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Caleb hammer not beating thay right wing grift pipeline.
yoxic@yoxics
Caleb Hammer had to bring in a black translator so he could understand his guest 😭
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🚨‼️‼️ I NEED MEDICAL ADVICE ‼️🚨🚨‼️ I WAS RAPED AT #FWA #FURRYWEEKENDATLANTA AND HAD CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A VERY PROTECTIVE HUSKY MAN 🚨 ITS ALMOST BEEN 72 HOURS & PLAN B SAYS IT HAS A WEIGHT LIMIT 😱😱 HOW MANY DO I TAKE?!?!?? #fishtanklive
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