Richard “Dick” Bisaccia

Nothing better than sending unemployed selfies to my friends with full time j*bs !

When you plant manipulative seeds for her to fall for but she’s genuinely a dumbass so she doesn’t pick up on it so then you target her on your story but she doesn’t like it so now you have to go back to the drawing board and devise a new 3 week plan to get her and I’m gay

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Hows the WEATHER DOWN THERE

@Mooseman0012 @bigmamaotzh This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on this app

@bigmamaotzh The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is ball

Should Moose attend pickup basketball or Bible study tonight?

@CoachDarty They hate to see us win Darts

“Stop eating gas station food white boy,” — Sleeper agent probably #2slicesandpepsifor5bones

@omalleyskis Sorry Clarence , Rich

Scared to go home because I know bars there don’t carry rumple

@IndianaTruther Legendary #cbtm

Gonna start a game of dye in my parent’s front yard at 1:00 pm on a Tuesday to let all the neighborhood college grads know this is a safe space

@Meatsauce26_ That’s baseball

I’ve legit been here for 3 minutes and my ass sweat is out of the wazoo. Please give me underwear recs that hold ass sweat. #Fuck

@BeaverBasher67 Lookin good Tyler ! Rich

Switched up the piece today. Can never go wrong with the basics. Have a day folks #HumpDay

@Randal2faded Have a day Randal !

Just had left over Chicago dog and cheese fries heated up in the microwave at 9:17 am. Breakfeast of champs

@Sparky_grizwold Yup

Didn’t clean my grooves after my round today. Is it over? Should I kill myself?

Nothing worse than playing your favorite song for somebody and all of a sudden it sounds like fucking dogshit

@Peter1098702 Bingo

I find a new song then play it 45 times in one day and not once for the next 6 months #addictivepersonality

@32_McCall Always a risky play

It’s not gay to sit in your backyard and tan right? #askingforafriend

@Brockhollings Ykb

perfect way to end the night. #dons

@bryan_mich7 Nope just a hobby

If I smoke every day am I a drug addict?

@DerekNotJeter Enjoy it Fugazi

The last dance.

@handybjs How’s the splashback

Top two pisser and it’s not two