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@cmccartyii @birdbrawns @Ezliving702 @TukiFromKL No. The US can arrest them for committing crimes in the US, the country of origin you refer to cannot. So obviously they’re subject to the US’s jurisdiction and not the other country’s.

@birdbrawns @Ezliving702 @TukiFromKL "Undocumented" meaning the US Gov is unaware of their entry into the Country. Legally they are still Citizens of their Country of Origin, and subject to the jurisdiction of that Country. Hence the reason deportation exists. We are returning a citizen of another country back🧵

🚨 Do you understand what SCOTUS is about to decide? in 1857, the Supreme Court ruled that Black Americans... even those born free on American soil.. could never be citizens.. it was called the Dred Scott decision.. one of the most shameful rulings in legal history.. it took a Civil War and 360,000 Union deaths to fix it.. in 1868, Congress passed the 14th Amendment.. "all persons born or naturalized in the United States are citizens".. no exceptions.. no asterisks.. they wrote it that way on purpose.. so no government could ever again decide who counts as American on this soil.. it has stood for 156 years.. Trump signed an executive order trying to end it.. not a constitutional amendment.. not an act of Congress.. an executive order.. and SCOTUS is about to decide if that's allowed.. here's what nobody's saying out loud.. this isn't about immigration.. if a president can override the 14th Amendment with an executive order.. there is no amendment a president cannot override with an executive order.. one executive order just did what the Confederacy couldn't.

@LSD1927 @TukiFromKL But it doesn’t say full jurisdiction. It says jurisdiction. All tourists can be charged with crimes and arrested, deported, etc. American citizens can’t be tried with things like immigration violations, so by your own tortured logic we aren’t subject to the full jurisdiction.

“Subject to the jurisdiction there of” is an extremely important clause of this 14A. Are all tourists Americans? Surely not, as they are not subject to the full jurisdiction of US criminal law (ex: they cannot be tried for treason). That clause, then, must restrict some birthright citizenship. And it’s likely to be the initial intention was if one or both of your parents were to be US citizens, then you would be. The citizenship clause was merely to overturn said SCOTUS case and give freedmen citizenship. Not to give every anchor baby citizenship

@Counter_Intt @TukiFromKL I doubt it, but even if true, then the author can’t write worth a damn. It would have been extremely easy to add language to the effect of what you say. It wasn’t added. The meaning of the wording is plain as day except to insane partisans who twist it into the opposite meaning.

@TukiFromKL The author of the amendment stated himself under no circumstances does this apply to foreigners who happen to give birth on American soil. They are subject to another countries jurisdiction and thus would not receive US citizenship. Why do the left always lie?

@mrjaggers1812 @TukiFromKL The writers of the 2nd amendment never contemplated guns that could fire dozens of times a second or with pinpoint accuracy from thousands of feet away, but that doesn’t stop you ninnies, does it?

They never contemplated millions upon millions of anchor babies. This is not what the amendment was about. Win or lose, it will be good to finally settle this dispute. If SCOTUS rules against the Trump Administration, it will be the justification for increased enforcement. If Trump wins, it will be the cover for an immigration compromise bill. So be careful what you want!

@atswag21 @jordanreviewsit Your life revolves around cryptocurrency. Your opinion is invalid.

@jordanreviewsit >be born in most prosperous 2000s >have gadget that literally puts world at fingertips, all knowledge of earth is free >sit in room and rage quit at video games >be anti social as hell because your life is digital >wonder why work sucks >rage quit life, blame those who worked

>be born in the 50s and 60s >get a paper route to save for college >nice, tuition is only $200 a semester >graduate and get real job by giving firm handshake >buy a house which is only 2x your salary >work at same company for 40 years >retire with a pension >become a shareholder and get rid of pensions (stock price goes brrr) >home “value” goes up 1,700% >make no upgrades, refuse to sell under asking to new family; sell to Blackrock instead >lecture every subsequent generation about work ethic

@tufdave Reason #4566466 this website blows now - people with blue checks stealing others’ years old jokes so they can make money

I asked my girlfriend to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

@RealTrollFeeder @EastEndJoe Yes. I mean, hypothetically say someone offered you a job to kick dogs and cats in the face all day for $300k a year. I wouldn’t fucking do it.

@EastEndJoe Do you blame the kids for joining? 50k sign on bonus, college loan forgiveness, it's the only way they can get a jump in this world.

"My mom said she can drop us off at the airport if your mom can pick us up.”

@jcpwaynesworld @melanizzzle @portalmedoo Umm a witch who can take over people’s minds and make them kill each other using a thorny branch thing, blood, hair/personal item, and a bowl of water isn’t supernatural?

@melanizzzle @portalmedoo Saw it at the theatre and people loved it, but they were young. I’m 40, thought it was garbage. Some camera angles were cool but the story, it’s weak af. The villain is..a witch? that’s it? No supernatural shit? The kids running like that is also so dumb but everyone loved it

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@Eheroduelist2 @Microinteracti1 @nighttimemedia even objectives. And to top it off, once again, he bombed a country while actively pursuing diplomacy with them. From now on, no sensible country will trust us during negotiations and I don’t blame them at all. Completely dishonorable two faced bullshit on the part of the US.

@Eheroduelist2 @Microinteracti1 @nighttimemedia sense. The most likely one is that Israel wanted to attack and unlike past presidents who had the balls to tell Netanyahu to fuck off, Trump can’t think critically at all so he just said “what’s the worst that could happen? Leeroy Jenkins!” then rushed in with no fucking plan or

Nobody in the Trump administration planned for Iran to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody planned for sustained missile strikes on American bases across the Gulf. Nobody planned for an energy crisis. Nobody planned for Europe to look at Washington, shrug, and walk the other way. Nobody, it turns out, planned for very much at all. Read the accounts of how this war was decided and you are left with one deeply uncomfortable realisation: the people who launched it appear to have been genuinely surprised by almost everything that followed. The Iranians shot back. The allies didn’t show up. The oil price went vertical. All of it, apparently, news to them. Which leaves two questions so obvious they’re almost embarrassing to ask. What exactly did they think was going to happen? And did anyone, in any room, at any point, think further ahead than the applause? Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@MartinShkreli @Gunblaze1969 Anyone can commit securities fraud, but that doesn’t make it a good idea.

@Gunblaze1969 anyone can do this

This is madness

@RealRPinNYC @xAviation There are no medals for going on stupid rants while on the job, but I’m sure you or someone else can invent one and award it to him just like FIFA inventing the peace prize and house republicans inventing the America first award. You guys love your participation trophies.

@xAviation My man deserves a medal.

🔥🎙️In 2021, a Southwest Airlines pilot went on a full-blown hot-mic rant about the Bay Area while tuned in to San Jose ATC's frequency. Let's just say the FAA wasn't exactly amused.

@BigUncleIce @PpollingNumbers Constitution and just appoint his golf caddy or whatever other totally unqualified and incompetent lackey to some top position? Tough shit. No doubt if Biden had tried that you’d be screaming like someone on fire.

@BigUncleIce @PpollingNumbers I like that you mention them preventing Trump from appointing people with 0 approval as if it’s a bad or nasty thing. The constitution didn’t say that appointments need senate confirmation just for fun, it’s the law and the govt is better for it. Trump can’t end run around the

New - genetic ballot poll 🔵 Democrats 51% (+11) 🔴 Republicans 40% Quinnipiac #B - RV - 3/23

@AntonBAllen @FurkanGozukara The people not fired by Trump definitely scream “competent, not at all a failure” to anybody without a working brain (such as yourself).

@FurkanGozukara Mattie was fired by President Trump cos he was a complete and utter failure . And you being a Furgan idiot fall right in !!

Absolute bombshell. General Jim Mattis completely destroys Trump's Iran war strategy on live TV. He says hitting 15,000 targets means nothing without a real plan, and calls the demands for unconditional surrender and regime change absolute "delusional nonsense."

@zeroplu99546461 @FurkanGozukara over vets any chance he gets and happily throws our troops into harm’s way with no plan or purpose just because he gets a raging erection when he sees stuff blow up or people die.

@zeroplu99546461 @FurkanGozukara Guy who thinks Ashli Babbitt was an American hero and patriot accuses someone of never being right about anything and being an enemy of the United States. I gotta say, vets who fall for Trump’s dogshit make me sad. You are worshipping at the altar of a draft dodger who shits all

@0xtenthirtyone @bodyodyodyody9 @anishmoonka their son or are they just as shitty and stupid as you are?

@0xtenthirtyone @bodyodyodyody9 @anishmoonka You don’t understand the value of space research and are unable to comprehend that when we spend money on that, it goes to other people and companies on earth and isn’t just, like, fired into the sun or whatever. You’re also extremely racist. Are you parents completely ashamed of

Those wheels you’re looking at are 0.75 millimeters thick. That’s half the thickness of a US dime. Each one was carved from a single block of aluminum, and NASA sent six of them to Mars knowing they’d eventually shred. Curiosity was built for a 2-year mission. It landed in August 2012, and by December that year NASA had already extended the mission indefinitely. Thirteen years and 35.5 kilometers later, the rover is still going, but the wheels started cracking just 14 months in. The damage came faster than anyone at JPL predicted. Sharp embedded rocks were punching straight through the skin between the treads. So NASA assembled a Wheel Wear Tiger Team (a crisis problem-solving tradition that goes back to Apollo 13) and got to work. In 2017, they uploaded a traction control algorithm from Earth that adjusts each wheel’s speed in real time based on the terrain, reducing force on the front wheels by 20%. They rerouted the rover to softer ground and started driving backward when possible, because pulling wheels over rocks produces less force than pushing them into rocks. The wildest part: if enough treads snap off, Curiosity is designed to find a sharp rock on Mars and use it to deliberately rip out the damaged inner section of its own wheel. JPL tested this on a replica rover and found Curiosity can keep driving on just the outer third. They predict this won’t be needed until around 2034. Every 1,000 meters, the rover pulls over and uses the camera on its robotic arm to photograph its own wheels so engineers on Earth can count every crack. Each wheel also has tiny holes that spell “JPL” in Morse code, which Curiosity uses to measure distance by photographing its own tracks in the dirt. These photos directly changed the next rover. When NASA built Perseverance, engineers 3D-printed about 70 different tread designs before landing on 48 curved treads instead of Curiosity’s 24, with thicker skin. They tested the new wheels over 60 kilometers and got zero damage by Curiosity’s original failure definition. “A boring graph with no data on it,” as one JPL engineer put it. A $2.5 billion machine doing self-surgery with rocks on another planet because the mission outlasted its design by 6x.