Uncle Buck

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Uncle Buck

@JMas1120

he/hee

Climax, Saskatchewan Katılım Şubat 2013

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·4h

@Bighugh53 Having a hot blonde girlfriend > than having a mom dressed like a bee keeper?

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Hugh Douglas🤘🏿@Bighugh53·7h

I’m curious . What are you trying to say? And please talk to me like I’m a 2 year old

Joe McBride@McBrideLawNYC

Jaxson Dart > Abdul Carter

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·1d

@sxhealth101 Can you imagine taking the time to create an account that posts non-stop about how bad it is to beat off? Fuck off, life’s rough, rub one out every now and then.

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Sexual Health coach@sxhealth101·1d

Masturbation makes your dick weak, small and very soft. With time it gets difficult to rise on its own that you will need viagra to do it. A very dangerous addiction that one.

Curtlykellie@curtlyKellz

does masturbation really make the dick bigger??

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·1d

@ManOfTheLibrary Kate Blanchette?

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Man of the Library 📚@ManOfTheLibrary·1d

Kobe Bryant #8 dead at 41. Kyle Busch #8 dead at 41. Same initials. Same number. Same age. Do you see what comes next?

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·1d

@RealMattlanta They had that one dog-shit sports bar you could walk to. Amazing atmosphere!

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Matt Chernoff@RealMattlanta·1d

Not even a little bit.

SleeperBraves@SleeperBraves

Does anyone else just miss Turner Field?

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·1d

@nut_history Jason Heyward

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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·1d

Alright. Rickey Henderson is at third base. One out. Tie game. Bottom of the 9th. You’re the fielding team. DEEP fly ball to right field. Who do you want as your right fielder?

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·3d

1. Beastie Boys 2. Primus 3. Kenny Chesney 4. Zach Brown 5. Ween 6. They Might Be Giants 7. Black Keys 8. Black Crowes 9. Widespread Panic 10. Cracker

J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩@joeybagovdonuts

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Metallica 2. Billy Joel 3. AC/DC 4. Taylor swift 5. Hannah Montana 6. One direction 7. Def Leppard 8. Phil Collins 9. Motley Crue 10. Jimmy Buffett

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·5d

@BobGolen Had a 2003 ford ranger with the best settings. You could rotate the stick for infinite speed setting. Best thing about that truck

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·6d

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·6d

@scott_pianowski 99 luftballons

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scott pianowski@scott_pianowski·6d

What is the most uncool song in your music player? I'll try not to judge you. The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool. And that made Lester the coolest.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·14 May

Willem Dafriend

Best Movie Moments 🍿@BestMovieMom

Willem Dafoe has lived in the same SoHo loft in New York since 1983. He famously walks everywhere, takes the subway, and is regularly spotted by locals without security. The lifestyle has remained consistent across 40 years of stardom.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·14 May

@StephenKing Can he still get it up? Sucking soft old man dick is somehow even grosser.

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Stephen King@StephenKing·14 May

I've got a sore throat. Damn you, Biden!

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·14 May

Is there another professional sports team that’s seen success at different intervals over the last 40 years, but always kept the same mentality/style? #detroitpistons

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·14 May

@marknorm I just became pro-vaxx.

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mark normand@marknorm·13 May

Smallcox

Daily Noud@DailyNoud

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·13 May

@TerryFranconia Lions and Pack should be higher.

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NBA Slime@TerryFranconia·11 May

My NFL Rivalry Tier List

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·3 May

@GovTimWalz Lots of learing centers.

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Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz·1 May

Not to sound like your parents - but there’s never been a better time to start a family than right now in Minnesota.

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Ray Kump@RayKump·1 May

Most of Epstein’s suicide note is just him explaining why we need to build the White House ballroom.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·28 Nis

@FrontOfficeLos World war 9 was the worst of em.

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Los Medina@FrontOfficeLos·28 Nis

only the best.

I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·25 Nis

Can you smell what “Dachau Rock” is cooking?

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner

Give him a rap name

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Uncle Buck@JMas1120·25 Nis

@NFL_DovKleiman She had a face?

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Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·24 Nis

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New safety Dillon Thieneman’s sister Kiera has gone viral for her facial reactions during her brother's NFL post-draft interview. We have never seen anything like this. 💀💀💀