Jonny Velu

@CathouseGlasgow Hahahaha sorry. Too many venoms.

@JONNYVELU Hello pls ask the DJs next time cause I don't do the tunes x

@CathouseGlasgow hi cathouse. I'm currently on the top floor and you're playing busted. Please play fightstar deathcar.

@ThreeUKSupport when is it expected esim plans will be available for samsung watches and not just apple?

@Jaj_II I see your minor chord and raise you 1 note.

@rtech21 @sadbandboys 100%

At the @TheLaFontaines in Newcastle and they just gave a random from the crowd £8k...

@DoodleNoodleNFT @SuperlativeSS @howleyyyy @NicoleBrown_xxx

@howleyyyy The wine was shite in there haha

Benkaz won't be the same

Cant believe I have to sacrifice my glass of wine with dinner tomorrow because Jonny has injured himself and I need to drive. How rude.

"AM THE WISHY CROSS WARRIOR" @NicoleBrown_xxx (2021)

@mcp95_ @AndyHeptag Vicious beasts they are.

@AndyHeptag She’s a staffy, it’s in her blood that..

Can anyone recommend a dog trainer? Everyone I’ve tried is fully booked till end of July 🥲 Livingston area

@howleyyyy @corietjohnson The tension is real.

@corietjohnson @JONNYVELU

the sexual tension between a straight man and an unnecessarily large television

@ladbible @SophieEB @rtech21

.@SophieEB 👍

@howleyyyy @ellkay_

@ellkay_ @JONNYVELU

@asdfghjklucy__ @MANIGETSJUICY @CalumWhyte House warming gift sorted!

Someone has sent me this... anyone want to own up? 😂😂😂😂

@jannarorke I had a customer in my work who had their account emptied. They gave their card and pin number to someone who came to the door, claiming they were doing roadworks in the street and everyone had to chip in. Its such a shame but so many people don't think!

shut the fuckin airportssssss