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@ADoseofBuckley @HSchenewark Came here for this.

@HSchenewark What do you do though when Eddie Munster doesn't clean the tables?

1. Most of the people who rent these tables are doing it for yard sales. Second most common reason is for birthday parties. 2. We've only had one customer return the tables later than expected. She rented several for a bachelorette party, and ended up losing her thumb riding a mechanical bull. Gnarly. She kept in contact with us during the 2 or 3 weeks it took for her to bring them back. Her friend eventually returned them. We didn't charge her extra and were much more worried about her than the tables. 3. 90% of people pick it up from our porch and drop if off. Occasionally we'll do drop off and pick up. We'll usually charge $10 extra for that. We've never had tables stolen by customers or off our porch. We had some returned when we were out of town and when we returned two weeks later, they were still there. 4. The rentals are overwhelmingly for the weekend. What this means is that a lot of people hold onto them for a week. We don't need them back Monday morning, so if they drop them off on Wednesday, that's great. 5. There's no paperwork, this is a low-stakes, high-trust arrangement. 6. Most people rent multiple. More people rent 4 than 1. If you only need one table, than you'll buy one or make do without it. I also wouldn't want to do this for $15/interaction. When the average ticket if $40-60, that makes it more worthwhile. 6. We wipe the tables off but we've never had one returned dirty. Some come back dusty from the yard sales but that's it. 7. There's better ways to make money. I run my own company, so I understand the basics of business. However, I still think this is one of the easiest. You could scale with chairs and set-up and take-down or adding other options, but I'm not interested in that. The money pays for date night and we've met great people which is nice. That's all we want to get out of it. If you like learning about business, follow me as I'll continue to share the highs and lows and journey of building my asphalt company.

@All_Ar5enal @AFC_Monty_ I agree. And look what happened - three open play goals, just like the champions league matches. Such a tired narrative that Arsenal is boring when most prem teams come with no intention to play.

@AFC_Monty_ Compared to other teams we’ve faced this season I don’t think they’ve been too bad for this honestly

Sunderland are 2-0 down yet still refusing to play football with all 11 players sat in their own penalty box. Tell me again how “Arsenal are defensive” is the made up narrative we’ve come to?

@TheChicagoPope @BradNovak7 @daniel_rotman15 You sure did drop a lot of stats for someone who doesn’t care.

@BradNovak7 @daniel_rotman15 I couldn't care less about the Patriots, brother, it's ya'll who are going to have to cope 😂😂😂

The Patriots are the first team in NFL history to beat three top-5 total defenses in the playoffs. • Los Angeles Chargers (#5) • Houston Texans (#1) • Denver Broncos (#2) Tough day for the “schedule” narrative…

@NKArch For stories, I like @throughlineNPR They trace from the origins of a topic to how it got here.

I'm looking to check out some different podcasts that I don't normally listen to. I'm mostly into music, advertising, stories. Any unexpected recommendations?

@jcro @dens He tightened everything 100% the first time.

@dens And what in the Sam Hill happened to that poor guy’s face

New game show idea💡 Win $10,000,000,000 if you can understand these instructions for assembling a Thule roof rack.

@jcro What a great idea??

? and ! are terrible neighbors. 🏠🏠 So many misunderstandings could be avoided if Apple just moved one down the street.

@jomobono 👍

@JPM410 Bright w/ Galaxy and Julius

@TreeHouseBrewCo what’s on tap for Power Beer Fest today?

@jcro maybe he found them?

@InstaThis Having trouble checking out my order. Can you assist?

@SickKits : All 40 2014-15 Premier League kits in 10 seconds. Discotheque. pic.twitter.com/6uD6C1GWXv

@arishthegeesh RT @BBCSporf: BREAKING: Arsenal fans celebrate victory at White Hart Lane. pic.twitter.com/jyb1GZCYbG

@arishthegeesh @TerryMinogue @donsteele @dylanparks @omid @Jack_Howell @REALsalilgulati and finish below the Arsenal

@WillMcD told @arishthegeesh he's about to Suarez a whole pizza.

@Toucherandrich this guarantees off the chain, bold flavors, right? At Boston burger company lockerz.com/s/287380776

@nflredzone #quadbox #ilikeprizes

@michaelsmith my long running team name is the time haters

@respond4you can you stop checking into my house?? You have never been there.

@wilymoz like this? youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H…

@WillMcD you'll get a kick out of this if you havent seen it RT @NESN: Clint Dempsey High School Yearbook (Photo) bit.ly/K6U39n