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Martinez sounds like Barney from The Simpsons 🤣🤣

Can't wait for someone to activate Kamaras 20mil release clause now to top it off 😮‍💨 God how we need an injury free season from that man! I actually think United would have gone for Onana had he not been injured too

Not now lads 😮‍💨

Just on the release clause. It’s obviously shit, but a) I’m sure most have one. And b) there will be certain things Villa had to agree to to get a free run at him in the first place. It’s just reality. The better we get, the less we’ll have to agree to. #avfc

Tielemans is genuinely one of the best players I've seen play for us he is unbelievably underrated by those who don't see him every week! He is annoyingly exactly what them cunts need aswell 🤧 huge loss that is absolutely gutted but he went on a high atleast i guess 😭

Tielemans then. And Digne. Got to just be logical with all of this. Villa can’t buy without selling. It’s obvious and everyone who knows says it. Sad, sad day. But big PSR profit and might enable us to keep Rogers. #avfc

Yeah sound textbook Villa. Release some good news with absolute shite to follow 🤧 These 2 hurt! Digne you can't begrudge been an unbelievable servant and gets a dream move back home but that Youri one might top the lot for the most painful 🤧😭 fuck sake man

@rob_newme Remember when they made out like Targett was better than Digne 🤣🤣

Mikel: “Is it true you made £150 million during your 8 years in China?” 😳 Oscar: “I put my entire salary into a separate account and never touched it once. My family and I lived off the match bonuses because they were already huge.”

🚨🟣🔵 Johan Manzambi to Aston Villa, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for fee slightly in excess of €60m as Freiburg accept the proposal. Verbal agreement also with Manzambi and his agency over personal terms, long term deal in place. #AVFC completed the hijack. 🇨🇭

Absolutely mental how people talk about him like he was some God, honestly every clip I've ever seen of him he has been awful

New: #SaintsFC agree deal to sign Lewis Dobbin from #AVFC. 23yo will undergo a medical today ahead of a £9million move+add-ons. Southampton set to secure Dobbin's signing, despite interest from several Championship sides. W/@Paddy_Boyland

@villareport It’s actually real 😭🤣🤣

A tourist was seriously injured after a bison tossed them about 8 feet into the air in Yellowstone National Park. The attack was captured on video by photographer Mike Macleod.

If you’re an England fan born in 2000, you have no idea how good you have it. You turned 18 in 2018, and your entire adult life has just been watching England deep in tournaments. World Cup semis, Euros finals, quarter-finals... you missed decades of pure heartbreak

I do feel for Newcastle fan, they having a torrid time… but this is absolutely hilarious. 🤣

@PhilHRoberts Yep same

@JS21093 Probably my dream realistic signing this lad would be. A proper player.

Fucking buzzing please get this done

@PhilHRoberts @Dmhches Been saying the same for weeks and weeks

@Dmhches Apparently, but it’s so unrealistic given our situation. I honestly couldn’t think of a more ‘Emery’ player though, he would be the dream.

Manzambi would have been a dream signing for me. Nice to know we were in for him, but it was never realistic at that money and our current financial state. #avfc

Just seen a goth in shorts It really is that hot

@ThatAntffs We shall see

@JS21093 Would assume this means Rogers is off. Otherwise not sure how we afford it

Oh go on then!

Manzambi is a ridiculous talent. A genuine 8/10 with the physicality to dominate duels and the technical quality to glide past players. He's also very good defensively, covers plenty of ground and can impact both ends of the pitch. I honestly think he /