J. Shawn Durham

"This contempt for money is just another trick of the rich to keep the poor without it." --Michael Corleone, #TheGodfatherEpic

@VerizonSupport FIX YOUR DAMN GROUP TEXT MESSAGES. If the problem is @Googlemessages then fine. Give us another system. I am losing far too many mass text messages. Its been going on for MONTHS. FIX THIS NOW Or I may have to leave after 16 years.

@Verizon PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR TEXT MESSAGES. THE PAST TWO, THREE WEEKS I HAVE BEEN SEEING A TEXT SENDER, BUT THE MESSAGES DONT POAD IN GROUP TEXTS. DO SOMETHING @

In the spirit of #CincoDeMayo, a warning....

This game would be a blowout if Minnesota stop taking these dumbass threes. #NBAPlayoffs2025 #WolvesvsLakers

@TheDCArts Good morning. The site for PEF Grant application crashed last night as I.was reviewing my application BEFORE the 10pm deadline. I have attached screenshot to document this. I would like five minutes to e-sign my application and submit it for Grant consideration.

@TheDCArts The site crashed as I was reviewing my application first the Projects, Events, Festivals grant and it led to me not being able to submit. I took a screenshot to document the time in the corner. Please allow my submission

@dpshow The #Syracuse QB Dan may be thinking of is #MarvinGraves

Moderator: " Do you have a plan?" Trump: "I have concepts of a plan..." Say what, Fool? #Debates

Trump walked into a snake den. This idiot is on his backfoot scatting answers like he's Louis Armstrong. #PresidentialDebate

#FloridaState football is incompetent and hilarious. They do all that complaining and now sue about leaving the #ACC. I wonder who is their counsel?

Guys. # their last two games have played ACC fntrunners #Clemson and #FloridaState, with the combined score 97-6. Closest game? #GeorgiaTech last year, losing to UGA 31-23. #GoDawgs

I guess #KerryWashington decided to dress like #RubyBridges #DNC2024

Sen. #MarkKelly stars as... "The Baldverinve."

Who told #DougFunnie he can perform Prince at the #DNC?

#SecretService Director Cheatle after yesterday's hearing:

"Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal." -#RichardNixon Also, after July 1, 2024 -#TheSupremeCourt

#Oilers just aren't interested in success.

@sugeknight Wait: You can tweet from prison?

If this fruitcake who's always with Shay Shay not his son!!! Then we now know why they call him "Shay Shay"#Firsttake #Shannon Sharpe #shayshay

He's so good at this. Welcome back, #JonStewart #TheDailyShow