Jack Temperton

Afternoon.

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Think he needs to take a leaf out of @SamuelAppleby_ next time and fetch a Costa instead…

It is being reported that Taylor Harwood-Bellis discriminated Luke Ayling tonight by making fun of his speech impediment. Such horrid behaviour if found to be true. Southampton really have done nothing but embarrass themselves over the last week. A long ban should be handed ou...

Southampton one of the most embarrassing clubs you’ll see. From players to club to fans

@TheSaintCentre Who was he live streaming the footage to then?🤔

🚨 Southampton are expected to argue the analyst acted as a “lone wolf” in a bid to convince the EFL the incident was not part of any coordinated attempt to gain an unfair advantage by learning Middlesbrough’s tactics and team selection #saintsfc [Telegraph]

Incredible. #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

UTFB!!!!!!

@TeleFootball Kicked out the play offs is the only punishment.

🚨 Telegraph Sport can reveal the full details of the alleged attempt to steal Middlesbrough training-ground secrets ahead of Saturday’s play-off against Southampton: 🔺 The “spy” had professional surveillance equipment, complete with a microphone to record voices and technology to livestream the footage back to someone watching remotely. 🔺 A brief physical confrontation ensued when a member of Middlesbrough’s media team challenged the man, who refused to identify himself and then ran off. 🔺 The man ran into the clubhouse next to the training ground and changed into new clothes from a hidden holdall. @LukeEdwardsTele has the full story: telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TRobinsonNewEra @alanthemack1

Buckingham Palace announce that Charles won't be issuing an Easter message this year. Meanwhile for Ramadan....

🚨BREAKING: Peadophile nursery worker JAILED for 30 years for MULTIPLE counts of Rape and sexual assault against babies as young as TWO YEARS OLD 🇬🇧 REINSTATE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR MONSTERS LIKE THIS ⚠️

@MatthewSoakell Atleast you got to see Alan Browne UTFB

Didn’t turn up. Bang average opposition, sums up the league that they’re where they are. Horrific away end. Day trippers galore #ncfc

Red card

@Boropolis @Scottwilsonecho They have another striker I think we’d like to have 🏹

🚨 | Middlesbrough have held talks with Southampton over Adam Armstrong, but his current employers are reportedly asking for at least £10m, a fee Boro would not consider paying. [@Scottwilsonecho] #Boro | #UTB | #SaintsFC

@DomShawEcho @david_sedgewick We not showing an interest in archer as an alternative?

@david_sedgewick Yeah, agreed

🚨 #Boro's striker search currently at an impasse ahead of Monday's deadline. Boro will continue to push for breakthrough in final 80 hours of window but won't lurch into any panicked late moves. Latest, including Königsdörffer & Armstrong 👇 thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/25811118…

@Con25UTB @Boropolis It’s the Jordan Rhodes type of signing we need

@Boropolis If this is Armstrong, it seems a bit short sighted. Great in the champ but he won’t offer much if we do get promoted?

@Boro Deserved that UTFB

TOMMY CONWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Isn’t this the brother that didn’t start identifying his surname online as “Mainoo” until Kobbie burst onto the scene…?

What a man😂😂😂