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James Warren
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If anyone is on plane watch today I suspect we want to be looking out for jets from Portugal given that’s where Hoffenheim and Rutter are currently #lufc
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Read this, completely disagreed, then realised I was using works time to read the article.
BBC News (UK)@BBCNews
Bosses think workers do less from home, says Microsoft bbc.in/3xMFbyQ
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During lockdown my wife cut my hair - I pretended it was better than my barbers. Lockdown ended, went back to barbers and she kicked off as "my haircut was clearly worse" going there. So now I get my hair cut by my wife, have to pretend it's great, and walk around with shit hair.
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Beginning to understand why my lads nursery fees keep going up…🙃
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‘How many times Paul? Greens garden waste not fucking brown!’
joe@jomas1704
Just been taking the bins out and someones missus has him in a belter of a rear naked choke
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“Hi love, on the face of it, it would seem like those steel shutters are shut. But would you mind, for our picture if you attempt to try force them open and make your way down the trains we know aren’t running?”
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From experience of flying with a toddler this sounds like bliss.
Dion Dublin@DionDublinsDube
Would someone @easyJet please get back to me ASAP, to explain WHY you’ve changed all of our seats so we’re all separate. Prepaid for seats.. traveling with a 2 year old and all now sitting apart.2 year olds in 3a and wife and I are now randomly separated down the back. NOT Happy!
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Only just discovered the review section on BBC Good Foods. Christ sake Weezyben get over yourself!
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Got a little community page for where we live. Everyone’s as good as gold and dead friendly. I go in there and try and offer some tiles to the group and get this…
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Imagine this would be one of the most annoying things about being a doctor. People just ringing with pointless questions. Get a plaster on and shut up.
Dr Amir Khan GP@DrAmirKhanGP
My sister just rang me to say their cat had accidentally scratched my niece whilst playing and if there is anything she should do I asked if it drew blood, then heard my 5 year old niece say: “Cats can’t draw!”
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Is there a more fierce female than one that realises you’ve made a hot a drink but didn’t make them one?
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I’ll genuinely disown my lad if he starts doing shite like this.
LADbible@ladbible
Step aside Salt Bae, there's a new salt king in town... 🧂😅
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@JWarren_91 Get it alll off your chest mate. Will make a cracking speech.
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Always reassuring when you’re rehearsing a best man speech and the Mrs keeps saying ‘can’t say that’ ‘don’t say that!’ ‘James! They’ll be grandparents there!’. Back to the drawing board 🙃
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