John King

@BritishGas Good morning, why do you always send out no reply requests with no account numbers or site identification? Do you not think there are customers with several sites and accounts and it might be useful to know which one you’re asking for information about?

@jaradon2 Infinitely better than the Bruce Willis remake

Masterful suspense

@thameswater leak at Craven Road, junction with Westbourne terrace W2. At least 24 hours, could be longer

@tom_weaver Been waiting for this! Is this a uk release date as well?

Thrilled to show off these gorgeous new covers for the sequel to Artificial Wisdom - preorder now!

@farawaydeployed @GERCEK_BU_2 That was the Rolling Stone age

@GERCEK_BU_2 I didn’t know we were in the Stone Age in the 80s.

🚨 SON DAKİKA İran, küresel internet bağlantısı sağlayan Basra Körfezi'ndeki denizaltı kablolarını kesmekle tehdit etti. İran eğer bunu yaparsa tüm dünyayı orta Çağ karanlığına gömer Ve insanlık taş devrini yeniden yaşar

Time was you went to @JohnLewisRetail not only because of the never knowingly undersold promise but also for some of the best tech advice around. Not anymore it would seem, no one visible on the floor so having walked around for 10 minutes or so I left. It’s not Argos

But then the news breaks that it involved a minor……

So the Crown Prosecution Service decide there is insufficient evidence to proceed but your employer sacks you anyway ?

@mrcarl_woodward There’s still over 14000 in the queue ahead of me!

Some West End producers bristle at the word 'greed' — but when top ticket prices outstrip what the creative teams actually earn per show (sometimes double) we have a problem A little transparency wouldn't go amiss x

@Rainmaker1973 Shades of Wool and Silo

1931 concept of "Depthscraper"

@jaradon2 I read the book ages ago and recently reread it. No desire to see the film, too much changed for the sake of titillation

This is a good gay romance until that ending 🙄

@Theatretiquette All my Sons was terrific for having no interval despite the four people in the middle of a row behind me who decided to up and leave 15 minutes before the curtain came down, as for Dracula I haven’t seen it yet but I’ll let you know.

Shows for today... no intervals in either and one being 2 hour 20 minutes and 2 hours... can we please have intervals in longer pieces of work

So I’ve just spoken to my lovely water company who tell me metered customers have an increase of 3.7% from 1st April, non metered customers it’s 3.4%. How then does my letter say 3.3%? Now I know in the scheme of things that 0.1% is a spit in the ocean but across 16 million?

So the update is their going to amend the price, but does that mean it’s going to be £2.65 in both stores or £3.10?

Dear @marksandspencer I am fortunate enough to have 2 food stores within walking distance of my home. I like your white boule loaf however I have just realised that in one store it is £2.65, in the other it is £3.10! Why such a difference?

@Kwame916 Don’t hold your breath, I spoke to @thameswater earlier this week, they promised to send something through, still waiting

Really?? Thames Water, you're having a laugh - whilst you fail get a grip on leaks or deal with sewage. Lamentable. #ThamesWater

@SouthWestWater I was talking to Josie in operations. I would have thought that being that was nearly an hour ago some attempt would have been made. It goes along with your engineers having been told that a property is empty and to call they just ring the bell and leave saying no one is home!

@J_B_2018 Hello. I am very sorry that this happened. We would aim to call back if there was any disconnection. It may have been that the issue that disconnected the call also prevented calling back. If you need further assistance still, please message us and we will help. - Jonathan

South West Water, are your team in the habit of putting the phone down on customers? @SouthWestWater having spent an hour and twenty minutes on the phone I was pleased when I got a call back but after the call was disconnected no further assistance?

@Rainmaker1973 Friend of mine has just done this as part of her Polar Expedition Training

Ice floating in Russia, where people relax in freezing water using insulated suits. [📹icefloatingyar]

@thameswater I would but the information that was promised to be emailed hasn’t arrived after seven hours, seems I’m banging my head against the proverbial wall

@J_B_2018 Hi there, thanks for getting in touch, can you please send us your full name, address and account number with a brief explanation of the issue via a private message so I can look into this for you? Thanks - Siddharth.

Dear Thames water, @thameswater I have just 35 minutes on the phone your 1st colleague preferred to talk over me than listen to my questions, the second tried to help but the way you present your bill just doesn’t work I am no further forward than when I picked up the phone