JM Ames

On indefinite hiatus.

@WhoThat_One_Guy Trump

What’s the worst name for a butthole?

@StephenKing Civilization 3 is my favorite ;)

A culture bonus! Now there, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is a CIVILIZED IDEA!

@jckunzjr Hey there thank you!

@RepMTG @JoeBiden You're a complete and total nutbag.

I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President @JoeBiden.

@SenTedCruz Are you really this stupid? Is it even possible?

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

TRAILER SUNDAY. #GodzillaVsKong

@realDonaldTrump Then call them off!!! This is 100% on you.

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

@deankoontz :o

After seeing the movie of HIDEAWAY, I’d have thrown myself off a bridge with an anvil——if I could have been sure of landing on the director.

@StephenKing Get better Molly!

Molly has been sick and feeling especially evil. I am taking care of her. Hopefully she will be better soon!

@wolfblitzer @StephenKing :(

Check out what I saw this morning.

@nickelinho Me!

Is there any person (except Keanu Reeves) that we can agree is universally liked?

@JosephCarrabis @GearTurns @HeidiAngell @hijinkswriter @ImaniLHawkins @introvertedwife @IWMcLaren @jbrandonlowry @JonWeichsel @JWilck You’re an awesome guy, @JosephCarrabis !

#FF Keeping up a good thing! (G's-J's) @Gearturns, @HeidiAngell, @hijinkswriter, @ImaniLHawkins, @introvertedwife, @IWMcLaren, @jbrandonlowry, @J_M_Ames, @jonweichsel, @JosephCarrabis (there i am again! so exciting!) @JudithRook, @Jwilck

1/Unsolicited advice to young writers: Avoid using too many saidisms. If dialogue is well crafted, it’s rarely necessary to use dialogue tags other than “said” and “asked.”

@blacklionking73 @headlinepg Just got mine too

Just got the hardcover UK edition of BLACKTOP WASTELAND in the mail ... Jesus I can't believe I just typed that 🤯 Thank you @headlinepg ! Available 8/4/20 in the UK

@RL_Stine @blacklionking73 Awesome!

I just finished reading a sharply written noir thriller, entitled BLACKTOP WASTELAND by S.A. Cosby. (@blacklionking73) Good nasty fun. You should try it.

@KColford @Joggi98 @GRRMspeaking Oh I am a published author, but I wouldn’t tackle such a masterpiece as A Song of Ice and Fire.

@J_M_Ames @Joggi98 @GRRMspeaking You better start writing then.

Worldcon is coming up in a month's time, or at least it would be, if not for the pandemic. In any case, there will still be a CoNZealand, but it is going to be a virtual world con. And as toastmaster, I am going to be there... virtually... georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2020/…

@Joggi98 @GRRMspeaking Oh I love George. Just can’t wait to see the true ending of the series. ;)

@J_M_Ames @GRRMspeaking