AJUOGA

If you cannot pay your employees a deserving wage, at least pay them on time.

Governor @SakajaJohnson, this world has cities build on reclaimed ocean land. They are below sea level. Yet they are some of most advanced cities and never floods. It is very unfortunate that you are young leader but without reason and logic.

Nyi mnadhani me ni peddy Kwa kupenda? Nahawk laptops na masimu Kwa kupenda? Ama natembea tembea na degree yangu nikitusiwa na caretakers kwangware na nikikatiwa na landlords Kiambu juu inanibamba? 🤣🤣All that is to pay bills and contain my mess. Juu ntaomba Nani sasa?

@dranthoniaeddo I'm curious, were they on missionary or doggy? 🤔

Have you ever heard of the darkest chapter of prostitution in Indonesia? Its victim wasn't human, but an orangutan named Pony. > Born around 1996, Pony was taken from her mother when she was still a baby and ended up enslaved in a brothel in Kereng Pangi Village, Central Kalimantan. > Tragically, she was forced into sex work to satisfy the lust of local palm oil workers, at an extremely low rate of just around Rp35,000 to Rp38,000 per session. > As the "main star," Pony was forced to serve many customers multiple times a day without respite, making her the brothel owner's biggest money-making machine. > Pony was chained to a filthy mattress, and all her fur was shaved off every two days to expose her skin, leaving her covered in infected wounds and mosquito bites. > She was made to wear lipstick, perfume, jewelry, and cruelly trained to flirt; her body would reflexively sway her hips every time a man passed by her room. > Ironically, because she was seen as exotic (a novelty), Pony was far more popular and often chosen by customers over the human female sex workers in the same place. > Her rescue in February 2003 was highly dramatic; BOSF and the authorities had to deploy 35 armed personnel because the brothel owner fiercely resisted to protect their "talisman." > Now, Pony has successfully regained her natural instincts and lives freely in the wild habitat of Borneo, serving as a living witness to the grim exploitation of wildlife and a symbol of conservation success.

@Masika_039 Last month I spent 15k

How much do you spend on drugs per month?

@RobertAlai Sloths move extremely slowly, have tiny brains relative to body size, and can be surprisingly clumsy. Making them the second DUMBEST creatures on planet earth after Robert Alai.

@_James041 @Kenyans Unaeza jipata jela na first degree manslaughter... Hapa Nairobi ilitupa mbao

@Kenyans This is what happens when you acquire a fake degree from River Road. Watu kama hawa wanaeza kukasirisha uweke mtu hedi

In 1901, a letter was written to the UK saying that Nairobi will always flood - Sakaja

@JaredoumaA @ShadrackOt938 Heri nyinyi mlikuwa mnaangalia time... Sisi ni bora Mwalimu amekutangulia... Ata akiweza fika shule 5:00 anyone after him is late.

I remember those days man, by 6.30am you were supposed to be in school. Reporting late was a serious offence. I am told the government banned such punishment. Those days though😎

@Weeleey6 Kiti imechemka....

Riggy amefanya Ruto ako restless ajab😆😆😆

Proxies at work...

@moneyacademyKE Proxies at work...

Nigerian bank Zenith Bank Plc has officially completed the 100% acquisition of Kenya’s Paramount Bank Kenya Limited

Soon: "I stopped the Iran war, I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Give it to me you bastards! Praise be to Nobel."

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

@Safaricom_Care angalieni inbox na mnijibu...

@NASA For the record: I am watching the Artemis II. This is the proof.

LIVE: Watch with us as the Artemis II astronauts make their closest approach to the Moon, traveling farther from Earth than ever before. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

@Cfc_Kemboi NO.

Chelsea Fans : If Liam Rosenior Lifts The FA Trophy & finishes Top 5 , Will you Trust him to continue ?

@mfsvlly Mbavu kabavuka😂😂

Hapo nayo Obinna ameosha watu a good one, twerk for Ruto for 30 minutes na fight yenye watu wamelipia 1,500 imepiganwa for roughly 15 minutes

Mbavu destroyer is just like the X bullies, mdomo tuu online but kwa ground ni Waoga wa mwisho 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@frank_thegrim @younextgirl2 Watu wa Migori wameangushwa na ngumi moja..

hiyo match imeisha aje sasa ,.round two match ishaisha😂.kusema ukweli mimi sijaenjoy joh

@Cfc_Kemboi Finya!!!

Will Liverpool Recall Sadio Mane ? 😆