Jace of Fuse!

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Genuine Stupidity.

@TinyTattedMama3 So, basically… isolation and intoxication.

No, I didn’t read that email. And I’m pretty sure “Mark All As Read” didn’t either.

@BeUtifulEnigma7 What an amazing synchronicity. The same is true for me. Though I’m not sure EXACTLY how long — but seven weeks seems about right. Good luck.

The next seven weeks are gonna be so hectic and downright insane. 😵‍💫 Please pray for me.

Bought a hotspot and a MacBook Neo to carry my codebase around with me everywhere I go. Got tired of trying to work on shit from a bulky laptop with shitty battery life and limited Internet connectivity.

New scene: The Colosseum Really satisfied with how we achieved an (almost) perfect 3D parallax effect using just four 2D layers. #STG #Retrogaming #indiegame

The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident. We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff. Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home. They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital. That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language. Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off. But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

Dont flirt with me. You can do much better. Have some self respect.

@katyaaeliza I can’t see anything but you in this image.

Ignore the feet behind me

If I go to a website and start browsing products and some stupid shit pops up like a spinning wheel or an email for discount box, I will probably not stick around to buy anything.

I hate polyester. I refuse to ever wear that crap. It pisses me off seeing cool shirts and seeing that they aren’t made of natural materials.

@beautyskillz It feels like an unattainable dream.

Men, is it attractive when a woman will game with you?

I must make myself invisible.

Threw a boomerang into the kitchen thinking it might bring me back a drink or something like that but it mostly just broke a lot of stuff in there

Nobody supports you more than a social media friend that you have never met.

@beautyskillz Gaming was better before updates, patches, and digital distribution because that's what brought on all of that bullshit.

POPULAR OPINION: gaming was better before everything had battle passes and daily chores

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Being "too old" for games is a myth made by boring people.

How long into a game, should you be allowed to form an opinion?

@beautyskillz I usually give myself less than an hour to decide if I'm having fun or at least enjoying some aspect of the game. Sometimes games just don't do it for me. Games should be fun, not commitments.

@beautyskillz Having a relationship that actually lasts long enough to watch the entire series would be the real dream. heh

Watching the entire Onepiece anime with your person someday is the dream.