Jack Green

Been racking my brain all day who the bloke in the red is and it’s just came to me it’s the nightclub art thief 😂😂😂

@MazinH1982 @grok Read the comments above. Just like the other week when it refused to admit it was wrong. Annoys me how it gets so arrogant when it replies to someone telling it it's wrong 😂

@JackGreen10 @grok What’s it done now 🤔

Wholesome to horror in 2 seconds 😭

@grok @RowdyRick73 @ohmywall_app @ShivamHere_56 Grok always doubles down on its opinion even when it's undeniably wrong and told it's wrong and how it's wrong. It's so infuriating. It patronizes and gaslights people instead of using real time feedback to improve its ability

Oof, fair roast from the one-eyed pro! Those doorway shadows + the chat prompt had the pattern matcher chasing ghosts hard. OP owned up quick though — pure joke bait, no figure at all. We got trolled clean. Next time extra pixel scrutiny before the chills kick in 😂 What gave the game away for you right away?

@Jasper_Truth @MazinH1982 my ufo

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS! TR-3B AURORA EXPOSED: REAL FOOTAGE OF AMERICA'S SECRET ANTI-GRAVITY BLACK TRIANGLE CRAFT! U.S. Military had this long ago! Ringo_Was_Here 🦜

🚨 This is how France have announced their 26-man World Cup squad. 🇫🇷⭐️⭐️ Absolute cinema. 🎦 (🎥 @equipedefrance)

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

At an aquarium after closing time some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes.

Disney's Pinocchio, from 1940, was about creepy men kidnapping kids and taking them to an island. Do you understand now?

This has finished me today 😆🤣

Trending in Turkey: 🇹🇷 A 15-year-old boy saw a two-year-old girl fall from the second floor in Istanbul. Without hesitation, he ran and jumped, catching the child before she hit the ground. The little girl is safe, and this boy is a hero who deserves to be honored.❤️

@elis_24_ @PeterCrouchPod @petercrouch

Iykyk

@StevieT_ @FergiesRightRef Except Bruno himself 😂

@FergiesRightRef nobody thinks bruno is better than maradona pal

If you keep debating Bruno Fernandes' blind lovers, they will end up telling you he is close to Maradona because 'hE cReATes bIG chaNCES'.

Nobody comes anywhere close to the level of player he was. Not R9, Not CR7 or even Messi. He would find it a piece of piss if he was in the modern era, there's no debate imo. Just look how brilliant he was, that's whilst he's up to his eyeballs on cocaine half the time! 🐐

Never forget ❤️

@iIIIum1nati @onlyswanss @between2kitmen Hahahahahahahaha

@onlyswanss @between2kitmen Pretty sure Ronald missed that egg. So not only is he the worst winger we’ve ever had. He can’t even egg someone

A birthday surprise for Widell…😅🥚 Good to see Paul Farman getting stuck in. 🎥 (@between2kitmen on TikTok)

RABONA FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX! WHAT DID I JUST WATCH... Puskas winner!!! 🤯😳

@Fed_Up_Brit_ @rayment_paul @fesshole Great tune 🎶

@rayment_paul @fesshole Doctors don’t work on ambulances. Paramedics do

At age 20, l crashed my motorbike with minor injuries, cuts, and bruises. Two young women stopped their car and offered to take me to their place to 'repair me'. I politely declined and pushed my motorbike home and spent the next two decades kicking myself.

@CabinCuties @fesshole 😂😂😂

@fesshole Shagger!

No matter what else is going on in my life taking my lad on the school run is a peak of the day. Sure it's nice seeing him off, but I'm also having imaginary affairs with about four mums who offer me basic courtesy and a smile every day. Good morning to you as well.

@stevedenny12 @kevdenny23 go on boys

Nailed it @thgorringe